Sunday Papers

Mike reads more unused jokes from the Brady Roast, we debate whether burritos are sandwiches and a woman has an emotional support goose. Also The Son of Sam thinks he’s Anne Frank and we say goodbye to Slim Shady.

We do an in-depth, behind-the-scenes dive into backstage at The Roast of Tom Brady. The Swiss Army Knife and The Boy Scouts are both transitioning, a woman snaps out of a 5 year coma and three boys are given $1M for wearing black face.

So long OJ- You had a killer life! A man spends the payout from his wife’s life insurance on a sex doll, an 8-yr-old drives his drunk mother home and there is a new robotic flame-breathing dog for sale. Also the debate about Calvin and Hobbes continues.

Everybody is in jail this week: Florida man, Texas boy, The Boston Bomber and El Chapo. Also Trump both smelt it and dealt it.

We look back (but not directly at) the solar eclipse and fantasize about beating a man up at Disney world. Also Korea may steal all of Bitcoin.

We celebrate Greg’s birthday, the eclipse and NCAA basketball. There’s an earthquake in NY and an attack with a bible in Florida. Also, The British Parliament is pretty gay.

Did Diddy do it? Ghislaine Maxwell is grooming herself in prison, and Trump is publishing God's "Art of the Deal." This week's Florida man stars a California man.

A St Paddy’s Day recap, Mitch McConnell’s sister in law plays submarine w/ her Tesla, a paralyzed man plays chess w/ his mind and a FLA Man plays target practice w/ his roommate. Plus a mass murdering Uber driver.

Pornhub is blocked in TX, condoms are blocked in AZ and Neil Young is no longer blocking Spotify. A nude woman does jumping jacks on her lawn, and where the hell is Kate??

Episode 207. It’s Oscar night and we make out picks. A Georgia man takes drugs and arrests cops, Kellogg's CEO suggests breakfast for dinner, coffee grounds cure Parkinson's, and if you need adrenal you are shit out of luck. Thanks to our sponsors: Download the GameTime app, use code: Papers joindeleteme.com/papers