Everybody Is Awful podcast

Everybody Is Awful podcast

Jim does weekly rants on dumb people posting dumb shit on social media.

Episodes

April 21, 2025 • 43 mins

More dumb Inspirational Quotes posted on social media by dumb people.

 

 

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April 14, 2025 • 38 mins

More BS stories that never happened.  Support our sponsors:

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April 7, 2025 • 52 mins

A guy on Yelp exaggerates and says he waited 3 hours for a Tow Truck to come, he always waited over 20 minutes at the Dunkin' Donuts drive thru even though there were only 3 Cars ahead of him and he's furious that employees at an Outlet Furniture store were joking and laughing while on the job!  Be happy you're not this miserable prick.  Support the Podcast by joing Patreon for extra episodes at Patreon.com/jimflorentine.  You can ...

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April 1, 2025 • 32 mins

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March 31, 2025 • 32 mins

A woman likes to go cafe hopping, another woman hopes the man she meets has a Zombie Apocalypse plan to escape and another one wants you to stay calm if there is a plane delay when you travel.  Fascinating!

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March 24, 2025 • 38 mins

More stories made up online from pathetic people. 

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March 17, 2025 • 69 mins

Train Sweet Soul Sister, B52's Loveshack, Level 42 Something About You, Peter Gabriel Red Rain, Hall & Oates Private Eyes,  Kenny Loggins Footloose and more are discussed. 

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March 10, 2025 • 42 mins

David Bowie Last Dance, Maroon 5 Moves Like Jagger, Denice Williams Lets hear It For The Boy, The Weeknd Blinding Lights, Kajagoogoo Too Shy, Pete Townshend Rough Boy and more are discussed.

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March 3, 2025 • 51 mins

Dating profiles discussed this week.  One woman says she wants to go on a date and get to know each other!  Shocking, didn't know you do that on a date.  Another woman says she needs to be treated like a princess.  There is a strong possibilty she might be difficult to be around.

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February 24, 2025 • 47 mins

Ed Sheeran, Maroon 5, Culture Club, El Debarge, Naked Eyes, Martika and more awful songs discussed. 

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February 17, 2025 • 32 mins

More stories about more Teachers banging their students.  Also Kelce and Swift are in hiding and a son films his Mom's Only Fans videos.

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February 10, 2025 • 39 mins

The Kelce's and Taylor Swift both had bad nights.

 

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February 3, 2025 • 59 mins

Electric Cars, Fire Aid, Tampons in Men's bathrooms, Justin Tucker, Fat Bitch suing Lyft, It Ends With Us Movie, Kelce Brothers and Football and Super Bowl talk. Join Patreon for extra episodes at Patren.com/jimflorentine. 

 

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January 27, 2025 • 47 mins

More inspirational quotes posted on social media that help absolutely no one. 

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January 20, 2025 • 65 mins

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January 13, 2025 • 42 mins

Brooke Shields gets vagina surgery, Jason Kelce's new talk show bombs in the ratings, and awful personalized plates like next chapter, I'm fine, Porsche on a Porsche car and more.  Check Jim out on tour at Jimflorentine.com.  Coming to the following cities:

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January 6, 2025 • 43 mins

Jason Kelce needing more attention then ever, a grown man  gets upset because he waited 20 minutes for a Chocolate Chip Cookie, Kathy Griffin Says Trump is going to put her in an Interment camp and more.

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December 30, 2024 • 37 mins

A bunch of mentally ill people making up stories on social media.  Also, some Landman TV show discussion.

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December 23, 2024 • 48 mins

A woman gets to a happy hour at 6:59pm that ends at 7pm, a Vegatarian has a problem ordering at a Steakhouse, a guy gives a one star review only because the restaurant bathroom isn't clean and more. Join Patreon for extra episodes at pateeon.com/jimflorentine.  Check Jim out on tour 12/27-28 San Diego, 12/31 Scranton, PA.  All dates at Jimflorentine.com.

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December 16, 2024 • 41 mins

There is a thing called "Winter Penis" for men.  Also, man uses a cucumber on himself and her woman brags her vagina is magic.  Join Patreon for an extra episode a week at patreon.com/jimflorentine.  Tour dates at Jimflorentine.com.

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