Ain't Slayed Nobody

The posse begins their quest in grand Old Western tradition: with a hanging. Bullets begin to fly as a shady priest, a rough and tumble miner, a suave former outlaw, and an earnest hobo join vengeful Deputy Sheriff Ellie Bishop on the Canutillo Railroad Bridge. Little does this ragtag posse know of the cosmic H.P. Lovecraft horrors that are about to unfold. Will our investigators ever actually investigate something on their hunt fo...

Our investigators actually begin to investigate the oddities they encounter as they ride down darker trails. The posse’s adventures take a turn towards the macabre as they discover a mysterious figure out in the desert and an abandoned cabin in the woods. There’s no way any of this could go horribly wrong, right? What Lovecraftian horror and surprises will the party uncover as they continue their fateful ride towards Olvido? Will t...

It's time for some scary stories in the dark as our posse confronts some creepifying cosmic horror out in a mysterious dreamscape. Back in the real world—or is it?—the party deals with some dromedary affairs and attempts to drown their sorrows in the suspicious town of Mesilla as they continue on their way down darker trails to Olvido. Who—or what—will the party encounter in the dreamscape? What was Sparky’s deal, anyway? Will any ...

The posse gets schooled as they pay a visit to New Mexico A&M university in the hopes of learning more about the strange things they’ve encountered on their ride down darker trails thus far. A side quest takes them on an archaeological dig in the hopes of uncovering some history and earning loot along the way. What strange Lovecraftian horrors lurk in the caves beneath the New Mexico desert? Will they actually find any gold? An...

Our posse has a bone to pick with the creeping cosmic horrors in the deep caverns under Baylor Peak. But Jeremiah isn’t the only strange old critter underground, and the investigators may find that escaping isn’t as simple as retracing their steps. What unseen terrors await them in the darkness? What is Ellie's situation? Will any of them live to regret taking on this side quest? And just how many bouts of madness can this posse ta...

Our posse tries to extricate themselves from the cave system without dying or losing all of their sanity in the process. But things get a little ghoulish out there down darker trails, and the investigators may soon find that they push their luck and lose their grip far too quickly in this world of Lovecraftian horrors. What are the party's chances of everyone making it out alive? Will Johnny ever manage to dodge anything? Will Elli...

Our posse has some 'splainin' to do as they flee the ghouls of Baylor Peak. But they quickly find that ghouls aren't the only cosmic horror lurking in the Old West, and they're going to need every bit of healing they can get before their luck runs out. Can Lance ever actually fail at anything? Will our wounded party members make it out alive? What is lurking on the shelves of the old curio shop? And crucially: will the party ever a...

The party's attempt at some R&R goes horribly awry as violence and nightmarish visions of cosmic horror follow them through the town of Las Cruces. As Johnny finally takes a bath, Ellie rests up, and the whole party attempts to drown their trauma in the bottom of a whisky glass, new acquaintances bring new threats and new information about the elusive Colin Brock. Will the posse uncover the source of their nightmares? What's up...

Rested but reeling from the terrible nightmares plaguing them, Sheriff Ellie and her posse begin to investigate the "definitely not haunted" Prestwick House in Las Cruces. Familiar names and unfamiliar horrors await them in the dark, and no one knows if they will all live to see the light of day. What new cosmic horrors lurk in this quest? How is the party not out of Luck yet? And will the party's past finally catch up to them? Onl...

The posse's past comes back to haunt them as the townsfolk of Las Cruces use some good old trial and error to find some answers about what happened at Baylor Peak. With court now in session, the investigators had better get their stories straight if they hope to make it out unscathed. What will be the consequences of their actions? Has their luck finally run out? And most importantly, will they finally learn a valuable lesson about...

Our posse gets back on the road to Olvido after their harrowing experiences in Las Cruces, but more obstacles stand between them and their rocky journey's end. The flora and the fauna aren't all what they seem to be down darker trails, and perhaps not all the townsfolk are content to see the party off on their merry way. Will Ellie ever get revenge for her father's death? Where's everyone's weaponry? What's up with the rocks around...

It's time for some family matters as the posse explore an abandoned farmstead on the outskirts of Olvido. Tensions run high as our party's sense of unease grows exponentially the closer they get to their final goal. What terrors await them in the barn? Will Lance ever awaken? And is Ellie, at long last, about to have her revenge on Colin Brock?

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The posse chats with the townsfolk in Olvido, and begins to learn how things might work in this mysterious New Mexico town. Will they track down Colin Brock and confront the demons of their past?

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The posse discovers the joys of a split party as Lance and Ellie ride off in search of Colin Brock, Father Flint and Jeremiah investigate a mysterious locked door, and Johnny babysits Bertie. Tensions rise and new mysteries await around every corner, if the party can survive to untangle them all. Will Ellie finally have her revenge on Colin Brock? What is up with these overly-cheerful townsfolks, anyway? And what lurks behind those...

Dark secrets and hidden truths come to light as our posse continues to delve into the mysteries of Olvido. Lance and Ellie have a heart-to-heart with Colin Brock, while Johnny, Jeremiah, and Father Flint venture deeper into the dark heart of the hotel. What cosmic horrors await the party in their investigations? Will the mystery of Ellie's father's murder finally be revealed? And what (or who) is making that awful scream?

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The blood of Ellie's father cries out from the ground, and the truth about what happened to him has startling consequences for our posse as they struggle to cope with everything they've just learned. Johnny, Flint, and their new followers go looking for the other investigators, while Jeremiah continues to forge his own path. Will our investigators reunite in time to prevent disaster? What is Colin Brock's plan? Will anyone survive ...

Our posse, still reeling from the events of the last episode, try to escape the dangers pursuing them at every turn. But with the endgame in sight and madness nipping at their heels, the party may find themselves out of time and without a friend to turn to as past, present, and future begin to converge down these darker trails. Will Colin Brock ever pay for his sins? Can any of the party escape the doom hanging over their heads? An...

With the posse split, Jeremiah questions his fellow prisoner in the church basement. He learns a bit more about Colin Brock's motivation while trying to stay connected to reality. Meanwhile, Johnny asks Ida about the book he received from her curio stand in Las Cruces. How far down the rabbit hole will he go?

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While Johnny and Jeremiah deal with their own traumas back in Olvido, Ellie and Father Flint face their individual fates at Colin Brock’s estate. Worlds collide for the Sheriff as she struggles to separate reality from dreams, and should she ever fight her way back, she may find that her allies are no longer as close or reliable as she would have hoped. As for the Father, his mission to save the lost souls of Olvido may have uninte...