B.S. with Bobby and Sarah

Warning: this ep talks about gross body stuff.

--Sarah talks about issues with her chest and how she willed herself to get better using the power of THINKING (woo-woo). 

--Bobby talks about his head wound in High School. 

--And if you listen until the end you will hear just how long ago this was recorded. (over a year and a half!?) Today BS stands for Bobby Sitting on releasing content for no good reason.

We're back and (finally) celebrating fifty episodes talking about gold, games and getting ditched.

Timestamps:

3:37 - Being over the hill and what age we'll live to

5:15 - Sarah's NYE date abandons her over a gay guy?!

8:09 - Sarah can't stop moving across the nation(and getting fired)

9:16 - 50 is a milestone but too lazy for clip show

10:05: Game Begins!

#LadyHotHam,  Gold, nuggets, Austi...

Woo, get excited cause we’re getting hippie-dippie woo-woo with some numerology to figure out our life paths. Where will the numbers take us? Surely to a good time with a bunch of laughs. Sarah loves this stuff, Bobby is a skeptic, where do you fall?

This episode was released at 4:44am on 4/4 after we just hit our 4th year of podcasting. And yes ideally the duration of the episode would have been 44:44 but I couldn't bore ...

Sarah moved to Utah! She drove halfway across the country, so in this episode we hear about her road trip and first impression in a wildly different setting than she's used it. And in honor of her new home, the game is all Utah-esque. We talk about Mormons, toys, inventions, Jello, National Parks and Kentucky Fried Chicken!

TIMESTAMP:

1:22 microphone wall slam

3:48 Sarah’s Cross Country Roadtrip

5:42 Truck Stop Reviews -Sarah’s fav...

After a full year of planning, Sarah has a garage sale and does literally everything wrong. This is not hyperbole! So she tells us exactly what not to do.

 
In the game portion that starts at 24:49 we discuss the biggest and best sales, and the most valuable things found at garage sales!

Timestamps:

0:52 - Sarah is a hoarder and has too much stuff!
4:49 - Should it take 1 year to plan a garage ...

Life's 3 constants; death, taxes and Sarah messing things up and making life more complicated for herself! Today we discuss 2 out of 3.  Sarah is a rule breaker and lawbreaker so Bobby has an intervention (confrontation?) and lists off all of Sarah's sins! (Sarah's sins would be a rad emo band name tho!)

"Good fences make good neighbors" unless the fence fell down and belongs to the neighbor that i...

In this stellar episode we get a little spacey. Sarah want to discuss heavenly bodies and her fears about the sun exploding and visiting aliens. Then Sarah gets her chakras messed up by solar flares! Bobby mentions a great word for some Scrabble points, and guesses the best buildings to go sun worshiping. All in an out of this world episode.
 
In the game segment that starts at 18:16, we talk about different kinds of spaces...

Heads up, this episode talks about eating animal meat (real and fictional) and animal dissection. We have a dumb but fun discussion about which fictional and mythological animals we’d eat, and which ones would taste the best. In the game segment Bobby has to guess the animal just by hearing its mating call. The results were wild.

Timestamps:

1:50 - This episode is NSFW. Now Sexytime For Fornicating Wildlife
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Today is all about TV as Bobby and Sarah review the episode of "Bobby and Sarah" that aired on NBC! 

We also discuss, did Cougar Town steal one of Bobby's jokes? and the writing project Sarah worked on that Bobby got fired from! Then Sarah figures out who actors would play us in the tv story of our lives.  And we dig through Sarah's imdb page!

In the game portion we play trivia about TV related...

We're back and urine for a good episode! Bobby figures out why a male Karen is called a Dave. Then gives the worst segue ever spoken.  After that, a segment that is just basically old man and woman discuss companies that did us dirty so now they're dead to us. Also Bobby k!lls off ugly fashion trends and Sarah wants to put urine in her hair. Bobby gives Sarah some dating advice to take control of the situation.

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Bobby shares 2 stories of his expensive and bad luck. One involves broken bones! Sarah shocks by sharing the longest she has ever gone without showering.

In today's game that begins at 32:32, Foreign Folklore Fact or Fiction. Lot of dangers to children for misbehaving!

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Timestamps:

2:13 - Bobby's tennis tournament experience: Swing and a miss! Double fault!
4:39 - Sarah learn wher...

Back again with a shorter episode.  More conversational, less structured, no game, no editing and all with a hard 20-minute time limit (if we even get there.)

In this episode we discuss proper garage door etiquette so that you don't accidentally off yourself.

Hear us rattles off a bunch of food names that are misleading and false advertising!! I'm contacting my lawyer right now.

Sarah tries to ...

We're getting wet and wild with our thirst for knowledge today. That includes topics about un-curdled milk, handsome cowboys , banana stamps and how much liquid a 10-gallon hat can hold..
 
In the game portion we sus out some Snapple Facts that been proven FALSE.  Unrelated, we determine that Velcro straws are the future and that Sarah has never heard of Tonga!
 

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Timestamps:

1:09 - Sarah&a...

Today we learn how to fend off a drunken hangover using a rock and the official rules to having the best sacrificial tables . Also, Sarah shares life goals (FOR WOMEN ONLY).

We learn Bobby's favorite bible verse (spoiler: it includes bears and a mauling!) And in the game portion that begins at 29:53 we have movie trivia, deep holes, and toilet seat throwing in the literal coolest place in the USA.
 
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Tim...

 Why was an angry Norwegian baby mailed to Bobby? Which of the 7 ancient wonders of the world would we visit? Can we build some statues on the Strait of Gibraltar, just for funzies? Which famous building "scooches?"

And in the game segment Sarah finds Bobby's knowledge weakness when she asks him some real BS: Buildings and Structures. Great Wall of China, the Golden Gates Bridge, an Eiffel tower with a cowbo...

We hope this episode makes you "555" and "fart from laughter."   Bobby  talks about his interaction with a periodic, persistent wrong number texter that is trying to get money from him! In the game portion Sarah has to guess middle school yearbook slang. After the game we discuss the most ridiculous online acronyms we've ever heard. They gotta be trolling us, right?!

From coded numbers and long acr...

In the most puzzling episode ever, we discuss the largest and longest puzzles. Then Bobby competes to see if he would have won not Slumdog Millionaire but "Castle Cat Millionaire" ...?
Sarah almost blacks out from laughter at one point.

Also in this episode: paying to get a Guinness World Record.; a circus without animals, and how only sociopaths do crosswords using a pen.


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Timestamps:

Trying out a different thing this week. More conversational, less structured, no game,  all with a hard 20-minute time limit and no editing (well....some.)

In this episode we discuss using 10% of our brain and sneezing for 10% of an O-face.

Sarah getting pulled over by the police and having an expired license.

Bobby rants about the futility of prayer and

Bobby HATES tiktok.

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New changes to kick off our 3rd year of the podcast? We discuss legally changing your name for free food, having "the god of misfortune" as part of your name, why Sarah is the Pad Thai Princess. And in the game segment Sarah has to figure out the horrible former names of some companies and TV shows. Play along and try to beat her score!

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Timestamps:

1:47 - "Salmon Chaos"
9:25 - Pad T...