Jokes with Mark Simmons
Comedians talking about jokes
Every week Mark Simmons and a guest share jokes they've written that just haven't worked - because they're too long, too stupid, too clever, too groanworthy or just too rubbish.
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289 episodes • 0 archived •
Joz Norris
4 hours ago
4 hours ago
36 mins
Andrew Bird Returns
March 26
March 26
48 mins
Michelle Shaughnessy Returns
March 20
March 20
35 mins
Darren Walsh Returns
March 13
March 13
31 mins
Abigoliah Schamaun Returns
March 3
March 3
40 mins
Comics' Comic Awards 2024 Winners Revealed
February 24
February 24
42 mins
Joey Page Is Back
February 20
February 20
34 mins
Ben Target
February 12
February 12
30 mins
Alexander Bennett
February 6
February 6
29 mins
Mark's Comedy Special
January 28
January 28
30 mins
Milo Edwards
January 23
January 23
34 mins
Tour Talk - Mark's Birthday Podcast
January 16
January 16
46 mins
Paddy Young
January 9
January 9
33 mins
Seann Walsh Is Back From The Bed
Dec 31, 2024
Dec 31, 2024
54 mins
Tour Talk: Xmas Special 2024
Dec 24, 2024
Dec 24, 2024
1h 8m
Penn & Teller
Dec 19, 2024
Dec 19, 2024
47 mins
Tour Talk - Don't look back in clanger
Dec 11, 2024
Dec 11, 2024
36 mins
Rosalie Minnitt
Dec 5, 2024
Dec 5, 2024
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Davina Bentley
Nov 28, 2024
Nov 28, 2024
29 mins
Tour Talk - Danny Gets Hacked
Nov 22, 2024
Nov 22, 2024
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Jeff Dunham
Nov 13, 2024
Nov 13, 2024
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Hannah Campbell
Nov 6, 2024
Nov 6, 2024
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Tour Talk - First Time Tour Support
Oct 30, 2024
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Ting Lim
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Oct 23, 2024
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Adam Flood
Oct 15, 2024
Oct 15, 2024
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Dan Tiernan
Oct 8, 2024
Oct 8, 2024
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Tour Talk - Joke Of The Fringe
Oct 1, 2024
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Tour Talk - Danny's LA meetings
Sep 24, 2024
Sep 24, 2024
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James Wallace
Sep 16, 2024
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Luke Benson
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Olivia Lee
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Jason John Whitehead
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Alex Kealy
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Tom Elwes
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Olaf Falafel
Jul 22, 2024
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Tour Talk - Custard Cream Heist
Jul 10, 2024
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Ollie Horn
Jul 2, 2024
Jul 2, 2024
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Chelsea Birkby
Jun 26, 2024
Jun 26, 2024
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Tour Talk - Back at it
Jun 18, 2024
Jun 18, 2024
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Bella Hull
Jun 12, 2024
Jun 12, 2024
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Tour Talk - Bad Gig & Jazzminton
Jun 5, 2024
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Michael Odewale
May 27, 2024
May 27, 2024
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Daniel Connell
May 20, 2024
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Tour Talk - Brisbane & New Zealand
May 13, 2024
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Ryan Cullen
Apr 29, 2024
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Tour Talk - New jokes, spiders & arm wrestling
Apr 22, 2024
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Don Biswas
Apr 16, 2024
Apr 16, 2024
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James Redmond
Apr 8, 2024
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Tour Talk - Melbourne Comedy Festival
Apr 1, 2024
Apr 1, 2024
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Dave Ward
Mar 25, 2024
Mar 25, 2024
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Alexandra Haddow
Mar 19, 2024
Mar 19, 2024
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Imran Yusuf
Mar 12, 2024
Mar 12, 2024
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Sooz Kempner
Mar 5, 2024
Mar 5, 2024
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Chris Martin Returns
Feb 27, 2024
Feb 27, 2024
29 mins
Sikisa
Feb 19, 2024
Feb 19, 2024
28 mins
Tour Talk - Mr Dojangles
Feb 6, 2024
Feb 6, 2024
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Sam See
Jan 29, 2024
Jan 29, 2024
28 mins
Tour Talk - Danny's First Set
Jan 22, 2024
Jan 22, 2024
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Jack Skipper
Jan 16, 2024
Jan 16, 2024
28 mins
Comic's Comic Award 2023 Winners Revealed
Jan 8, 2024
Jan 8, 2024
27 mins
Joe Bor Returns
Jan 1, 2024
Jan 1, 2024
38 mins
Tour Talk - Lost In New York
Dec 26, 2023
Dec 26, 2023
24 mins
Tom Toal Returns
Dec 19, 2023
Dec 19, 2023
37 mins
Sarah Roberts
Dec 12, 2023
Dec 12, 2023
40 mins
Ben Van Der Velde
Dec 4, 2023
Dec 4, 2023
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Nick Helm 3
Nov 28, 2023
Nov 28, 2023
39 mins
Tour Talk - Mark Goes Nuclear
Nov 21, 2023
Nov 21, 2023
29 mins
Finlay Christie
Nov 14, 2023
Nov 14, 2023
39 mins
Katie Green
Nov 7, 2023
Nov 7, 2023
35 mins
Tour Talk - Portion of peas
Oct 31, 2023
Oct 31, 2023
35 mins
Michael Fenton Stevens
Oct 24, 2023
Oct 24, 2023
44 mins
Tour Talk - We're back!
Oct 16, 2023
Oct 16, 2023
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Edinburgh Fringe Round Up
Aug 31, 2023
Aug 31, 2023
29 mins
Abi Clarke
Aug 10, 2023
Aug 10, 2023
41 mins
Edinburgh Talk - Matt Bragg
Aug 3, 2023
Aug 3, 2023
34 mins
Nathan Caton
Jul 27, 2023
Jul 27, 2023
32 mins
Ali Woods
Jul 12, 2023
Jul 12, 2023
31 mins
Markus Birdman Returns
Jul 6, 2023
Jul 6, 2023
38 mins
Tour Talk - Backstage at the Leicester Square Theatre
Jul 3, 2023
Jul 3, 2023
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Fiona Ridgewell Returns
Jun 29, 2023
Jun 29, 2023
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Tour Talk - Backstage In Birmingham
Jun 26, 2023
Jun 26, 2023
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Tour Talk - Cornwall vs Devon
Jun 18, 2023
Jun 18, 2023
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Tom Stade Returns
Jun 11, 2023
Jun 11, 2023
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Tour Talk - You Don't Play With Daniel J
Jun 9, 2023
Jun 9, 2023
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Best Bits: Glenn Moore
Jun 4, 2023
Jun 4, 2023
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Jojo Sutherland
May 29, 2023
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Eleanor Tiernan
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Tour Talk - Egg Jalfrezi
May 21, 2023
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Carey Marx
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A Celebration Of Gareth Richards
May 8, 2023
May 8, 2023
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Luke Heggie
May 2, 2023
May 2, 2023
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Stuart Foreman Returns
Apr 17, 2023
Apr 17, 2023
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Mark In Brisbane
Apr 11, 2023
Apr 11, 2023
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Jonny Awsum Returns
Mar 20, 2023
Mar 20, 2023
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Mark's in Australia
Mar 13, 2023
Mar 13, 2023
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Jeff Innocent
Mar 6, 2023
Mar 6, 2023
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Michelle Shaughnessy
Feb 27, 2023
Feb 27, 2023
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Mark In Singapore
Feb 20, 2023
Feb 20, 2023
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Ross McGrane
Feb 12, 2023
Feb 12, 2023
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Peter Rethinasamy
Feb 5, 2023
Feb 5, 2023
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Laura Smyth
Jan 30, 2023
Jan 30, 2023
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Tadiwa Mahlunge
Jan 22, 2023
Jan 22, 2023
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Mark's Birthday
Jan 15, 2023
Jan 15, 2023
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Joe Jacobs Returns
Jan 9, 2023
Jan 9, 2023
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Happy New Year from Mark & Danny
Jan 2, 2023
Jan 2, 2023
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Vittorio Angelone
Dec 11, 2022
Dec 11, 2022
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Dan Fardell
Nov 28, 2022
Nov 28, 2022
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Mark's Best Man Speech
Nov 21, 2022
Nov 21, 2022
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Cake's in tears
Nov 8, 2022
Nov 8, 2022
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Erich McElroy
Oct 25, 2022
Oct 25, 2022
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Thanyia Moore Returns
Oct 9, 2022
Oct 9, 2022
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Producer Joel Returns
Oct 3, 2022
Oct 3, 2022
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Rebirth with Mark & Danny
Sep 20, 2022
Sep 20, 2022
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Robin Morgan
Sep 13, 2022
Sep 13, 2022
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Edinburgh aftermath with Mark & Danny
Sep 5, 2022
Sep 5, 2022
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Edinburgh final update with Mark & Danny
Aug 28, 2022
Aug 28, 2022
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Edinburgh update with Mark & Danny
Aug 19, 2022
Aug 19, 2022
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Adele Cliff Returns
Aug 5, 2022
Aug 5, 2022
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Karen Bayley
Jul 13, 2022
Jul 13, 2022
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Miles Jupp
Jun 22, 2022
Jun 22, 2022
59 mins
Andrew White
Jun 8, 2022
Jun 8, 2022
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Paul F Taylor Returns
Jun 2, 2022
Jun 2, 2022
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Joey Page Returns
May 26, 2022
May 26, 2022
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Windsor featuring Russell Hicks
May 18, 2022
May 18, 2022
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Mike Cox
May 11, 2022
May 11, 2022
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Steve Gribbin
May 3, 2022
May 3, 2022
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Sean Collins
Apr 1, 2022
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Andy Askins
Mar 7, 2022
Mar 7, 2022
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Fiona Ridgewell
Feb 17, 2022
Feb 17, 2022
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Alistair Barrie
Feb 3, 2022
Feb 3, 2022
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Dan Evans returns
Jan 27, 2022
Jan 27, 2022
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Ian Stone
Jan 20, 2022
Jan 20, 2022
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Jessica Fostekew
Jan 13, 2022
Jan 13, 2022
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Esther Manito
Jan 7, 2022
Jan 7, 2022
46 mins
Seann Walsh Christmas Special 2021!
Dec 23, 2021
Dec 23, 2021
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Shaparak Khorsandi
Dec 16, 2021
Dec 16, 2021
48 mins
361 jokes 5 at a time (returns)
Oct 21, 2021
Oct 21, 2021
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AN ANNOUNCEMENT
Sep 25, 2021
Sep 25, 2021
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Michael Fabbri
Sep 16, 2021
Sep 16, 2021
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Colin Cloud
Sep 10, 2021
Sep 10, 2021
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Danny Ward returns (again)!
Sep 2, 2021
Sep 2, 2021
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361 jokes 5 at a time
Aug 26, 2021
Aug 26, 2021
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Stuart Mitchell
Aug 22, 2021
Aug 22, 2021
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Ian Moore
Aug 12, 2021
Aug 12, 2021
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Jarlath Regan
Aug 5, 2021
Aug 5, 2021
1h 10m
Carl Donnelly returns
Jul 29, 2021
Jul 29, 2021
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Paul Savage
Jul 22, 2021
Jul 22, 2021
52 mins
Liz Miele
Jul 15, 2021
Jul 15, 2021
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George Lewis
Jul 2, 2021
Jul 2, 2021
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Josh Berry
Jun 24, 2021
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Eric Rushton
Jun 17, 2021
Jun 17, 2021
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Garrett Millerick
Jun 12, 2021
Jun 12, 2021
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Freddy Quinne
Jun 3, 2021
Jun 3, 2021
53 mins
William Stone
May 27, 2021
May 27, 2021
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Darren Walsh
May 19, 2021
May 19, 2021
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Andrew O'Neill
May 13, 2021
May 13, 2021
54 mins
Morgan Rees
May 6, 2021
May 6, 2021
40 mins
361 Jokes, 5 at a time
May 3, 2021
May 3, 2021
27 mins
Cally Beaton
Apr 29, 2021
Apr 29, 2021
52 mins
Bobby Mair
Apr 22, 2021
Apr 22, 2021
58 mins
Luke Toulson
Apr 15, 2021
Apr 15, 2021
42 mins
Jenny Collier
Apr 8, 2021
Apr 8, 2021
52 mins
Josh Pugh
Apr 1, 2021
Apr 1, 2021
52 mins
Tom Lucy
Mar 25, 2021
Mar 25, 2021
53 mins
Andrew Bird
Mar 18, 2021
Mar 18, 2021
1h 2m
Andrew Ryan
Mar 13, 2021
Mar 13, 2021
52 mins
Carl Hutchinson
Mar 4, 2021
Mar 4, 2021
46 mins
Jarred Christmas
Feb 25, 2021
Feb 25, 2021
1h 8m
Matt Reed
Feb 18, 2021
Feb 18, 2021
47 mins
Ben Norris
Feb 13, 2021
Feb 13, 2021
58 mins
El Baldiniho
Feb 4, 2021
Feb 4, 2021
47 mins
Matt Rees
Jan 28, 2021
Jan 28, 2021
47 mins
Martin Mor
Jan 21, 2021
Jan 21, 2021
1h 1m
Simon Lomas
Jan 14, 2021
Jan 14, 2021
48 mins
Brennan Reece
Jan 7, 2021
Jan 7, 2021
50 mins
Seann Walsh Christmas Special!
Dec 24, 2020
Dec 24, 2020
51 mins
Robert White
Dec 17, 2020
Dec 17, 2020
45 mins
Ken Cheng
Dec 10, 2020
Dec 10, 2020
45 mins
Eshaan Akbar
Dec 3, 2020
Dec 3, 2020
40 mins
Milo McCabe
Nov 27, 2020
Nov 27, 2020
42 mins
Chris Turner
Nov 19, 2020
Nov 19, 2020
51 mins
Julian Deane
Nov 12, 2020
Nov 12, 2020
47 mins
Chris Washington
Nov 5, 2020
Nov 5, 2020
43 mins
Jim Campbell
Oct 29, 2020
Oct 29, 2020
47 mins
Elliott Steel
Oct 22, 2020
Oct 22, 2020
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Phil Jerrod
Oct 15, 2020
Oct 15, 2020
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Alice Marshall
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Oct 8, 2020
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Colin Leggo
Oct 1, 2020
Oct 1, 2020
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Noel James
Sep 24, 2020
Sep 24, 2020
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Adele Cliff
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Mick Ferry
Sep 3, 2020
Sep 3, 2020
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Phil Ellis
Aug 27, 2020
Aug 27, 2020
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Will Duggan
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Aug 20, 2020
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Aaron Simmonds
Aug 13, 2020
Aug 13, 2020
41 mins
Aurie Styla
Aug 6, 2020
Aug 6, 2020
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Ross Smith
Jul 30, 2020
Jul 30, 2020
39 mins
Jo Caulfield returns
Jul 23, 2020
Jul 23, 2020
43 mins
Sarah Millican pt 2
Jul 16, 2020
Jul 16, 2020
40 mins
Sarah Millican pt 1
Jul 9, 2020
Jul 9, 2020
44 mins
Stephen Grant
Jul 2, 2020
Jul 2, 2020
54 mins
*BONUS* John Hastings
Jul 1, 2020
Jul 1, 2020
41 mins
Chris Martin
Jun 25, 2020
Jun 25, 2020
54 mins
Matt Green
Jun 18, 2020
Jun 18, 2020
35 mins
Charlie Baker
Jun 11, 2020
Jun 11, 2020
44 mins
Dane Baptiste returns
Jun 4, 2020
Jun 4, 2020
43 mins
Kelly Convey
Jun 1, 2020
Jun 1, 2020
33 mins
Michael Akadiri
May 28, 2020
May 28, 2020
31 mins
Susie McCabe
May 26, 2020
May 26, 2020
34 mins
Joe Wells
May 21, 2020
May 21, 2020
42 mins
Russell Hicks
May 18, 2020
May 18, 2020
32 mins
Nick Helm returns
May 14, 2020
May 14, 2020
53 mins
Kai Humphries
May 11, 2020
May 11, 2020
34 mins
Markus Birdman
May 7, 2020
May 7, 2020
38 mins
Peter Brush
May 4, 2020
May 4, 2020
29 mins
Tony Cowards
Apr 30, 2020
Apr 30, 2020
40 mins
Scott Bennett
Apr 27, 2020
Apr 27, 2020
36 mins
Gareth Richards
Apr 23, 2020
Apr 23, 2020
50 mins
Stuart Goldsmith
Apr 20, 2020
Apr 20, 2020
50 mins
Sarah Keyworth
Apr 16, 2020
Apr 16, 2020
44 mins
Tez Ilyas
Apr 13, 2020
Apr 13, 2020
38 mins
Tom Allen
Apr 9, 2020
Apr 9, 2020
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Alice Fraser
Apr 6, 2020
Apr 6, 2020
35 mins
Tiff Stevenson
Apr 2, 2020
Apr 2, 2020
37 mins
Desiree Burch
Mar 30, 2020
Mar 30, 2020
38 mins
Kevin McCarthy
Mar 26, 2020
Mar 26, 2020
28 mins
*BONUS* from the archives
Mar 24, 2020
Mar 24, 2020
40 mins
Dan Evans
Mar 19, 2020
Mar 19, 2020
32 mins
Andrea Hubert
Mar 12, 2020
Mar 12, 2020
36 mins
Paul McCaffrey
Mar 5, 2020
Mar 5, 2020
41 mins
Phil Nichol
Feb 27, 2020
Feb 27, 2020
36 mins
Rhys James
Feb 20, 2020
Feb 20, 2020
56 mins
Tom Stade
Feb 13, 2020
Feb 13, 2020
39 mins
Sean McLoughlin
Feb 6, 2020
Feb 6, 2020
43 mins
Mike Gunn
Jan 30, 2020
Jan 30, 2020
37 mins
Adam Bloom
Jan 23, 2020
Jan 23, 2020
36 mins
Joe Jacobs
Jan 17, 2020
Jan 17, 2020
39 mins
Sally-Anne Hayward
Jan 9, 2020
Jan 9, 2020
49 mins
Daniel Muggleton
Jan 2, 2020
Jan 2, 2020
43 mins
Rich Wilson
Dec 26, 2019
Dec 26, 2019
38 mins
Abigoliah Schamaun
Dec 19, 2019
Dec 19, 2019
43 mins
*BONUS* Edinburgh LIVE! #4
Dec 17, 2019
Dec 17, 2019
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Dr Oliver Double
Dec 12, 2019
Dec 12, 2019
46 mins
Gary Delaney
Dec 5, 2019
Dec 5, 2019
1h 7m
Ed Byrne
Nov 28, 2019
Nov 28, 2019
43 mins
Milton Jones
Nov 21, 2019
Nov 21, 2019
58 mins
Nigel Ng
Nov 14, 2019
Nov 14, 2019
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Paul F Taylor
Nov 7, 2019
Nov 7, 2019
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Chris Stokes
Oct 24, 2019
Oct 24, 2019
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Thomas Green
Oct 17, 2019
Oct 17, 2019
39 mins
Matt Richardson
Oct 10, 2019
Oct 10, 2019
43 mins
Tape Face
Oct 3, 2019
Oct 3, 2019
59 mins
Stuart Foreman AKA Kurt Driver (first sets special)
Sep 26, 2019
Sep 26, 2019
45 mins
Bec Hill
Sep 19, 2019
Sep 19, 2019
57 mins
Eli Mathewson and Joey Page
Sep 12, 2019
Sep 12, 2019
40 mins
Ian Smith and Jack Gleadow
Sep 5, 2019
Sep 5, 2019
37 mins
Joe Bor
Aug 29, 2019
Aug 29, 2019
35 mins
*BONUS* Edinburgh LIVE! #3
Aug 25, 2019
Aug 25, 2019
39 mins
Jo Caulfield
Aug 22, 2019
Aug 22, 2019
44 mins
*BONUS* Edinburgh LIVE! #2
Aug 18, 2019
Aug 18, 2019
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Jonny Awsum
Aug 15, 2019
Aug 15, 2019
45 mins
*BONUS* Edinburgh LIVE! #1
Aug 11, 2019
Aug 11, 2019
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Darren Walsh
Aug 8, 2019
Aug 8, 2019
42 mins
Tom Deacon
Aug 1, 2019
Aug 1, 2019
44 mins
*BONUS* Rob Auton
Jul 28, 2019
Jul 28, 2019
30 mins
Paul Foot
Jul 25, 2019
Jul 25, 2019
47 mins
*BONUS* Thanyia Moore
Jul 21, 2019
Jul 21, 2019
24 mins
Rob Beckett
Jul 18, 2019
Jul 18, 2019
47 mins
*BONUS* Jacob Hawley
Jul 14, 2019
Jul 14, 2019
37 mins
Seann Walsh returns
Jul 11, 2019
Jul 11, 2019
44 mins
*BONUS* Danny Ward
Jul 7, 2019
Jul 7, 2019
29 mins
Carl Donnelly
Jul 4, 2019
Jul 4, 2019
48 mins
Trevor Lock
Jun 27, 2019
Jun 27, 2019
49 mins
Flo & Joan
Jun 20, 2019
Jun 20, 2019
47 mins
Alasdair Beckett-King
Jun 13, 2019
Jun 13, 2019
38 mins
Jake Lambert
Jun 6, 2019
Jun 6, 2019
46 mins
Julian Deane
May 30, 2019
May 30, 2019
35 mins
Tom Toal
May 23, 2019
May 23, 2019
40 mins
Dane Baptiste
May 16, 2019
May 16, 2019
46 mins
The Noise Next Door
May 9, 2019
May 9, 2019
38 mins
Lauren Pattison
May 2, 2019
May 2, 2019
38 mins
Nick Helm
Apr 25, 2019
Apr 25, 2019
28 mins
David Trent
Apr 18, 2019
Apr 18, 2019
33 mins
Laura Lexx
Apr 11, 2019
Apr 11, 2019
39 mins
Lloyd Griffith
Apr 4, 2019
Apr 4, 2019
39 mins
Angela Barnes
Mar 28, 2019
Mar 28, 2019
37 mins
Tom Lucy
Mar 21, 2019
Mar 21, 2019
36 mins
Seann Walsh
Mar 14, 2019
Mar 14, 2019
32 mins
Glenn Moore
Mar 14, 2019
Mar 14, 2019
30 mins
Trailer
Mar 5, 2019
Mar 5, 2019
1 min