And Finally... with Ribs and Dill

And Finally... with Ribs and Dill

Ribs and Dill
Jul 24, 2020 53 min

Episode 62: Green Onion Cereal and the Trifle Revival

Comedians Ribs Norman and Neil David Alexander Dillon chat about the lighter news stories of the week, including how KFC will soon be printing your next bucket of food, the correct order in which to schedule your day (but they've got the morning visit to the toilet before coffee, so it's clearly wrong), the £200,000 cupboard in London's Notting Hill, the lockdown trifle revival, and the tale of the green onion cereal (which is not oniony enough!). This episode was recorded live in front of an audience of varying levels of attention and states of dress during the 2020 lockdown of Covid-19. Ribs and Neil were in their respective homes, joining a StreamYard virtual studio and broadcasting via the And Finally... Facebook group. Thus the sound is not brilliant and sometimes we talk over one another. If you like what you hear, you might want to check out our website (ribsanddill.com), follow us on Instagram (@ribsanddill) or join our Facebook group (facebook.com/groups/AndFinally/).
Jul 09, 2020 59 min

Episode 61: 400 Parrots and Nowhere to Go

Comedians Ribs Norman and Mel Byron chat about the lighter news stories of the week, including how we actually smell in stereo (bad news for owners of elderly pets), the poor Florida man who is trapped with 400 mean parrots, how the public are using the Queen's holiday home as a toilet, the inept criminals who really did covet their neighbours' belongings, the frankly disturbing news that Bernie Ecclestone is a father again at 89-years-old, and Rishi Sunak's ridiculously expensive coffee mug (or hot Marmite, we're not privy to the contents). This episode was recorded live in front of an audience of varying levels of attention and states of dress during the 2020 lockdown of Covid-19. Ribs and Mel were in their respective homes, joining a StreamYard virtual studio and broadcasting via the And Finally... Facebook group. Thus the sound is not brilliant and sometimes we talk over one another. If you like what you hear, you might want to check out our website (ribsanddill.com), follow us on Instagram (@ribsanddill) or join our Facebook group (facebook.com/groups/AndFinally/). Neil is up north, where there's no hot water or internet. Or summat like that.
Jun 25, 2020 58 min

Episode 60: Let Sleeping Owls Lie (Face Down)

Comedians Ribs Norman and Neil David Alexander Dillon chat about the lighter news stories of the week, including how flying robots with bubble guns are going to save the world, the fact that owls really do sleep face down, the man who sued a date over a cold sore, a list of the kinkiest people in lockdown, why K-Pop fans and TikTokers have our vote, the most hated foods you've never tried, the frankly wild news that sales of slippers are soaring , and the best biscuits with which to recreate Stonehenge at home. It's a very slow news week. This episode was recorded live in front of an audience of varying levels of attention and states of dress during the 2020 lockdown of Covid-19. Ribs and Neil were in their respective homes, joining a StreamYard virtual studio and broadcasting via the And Finally... Facebook group. Thus the sound is not brilliant and sometimes we talk over one another. If you like what you hear, you might want to check out our website (ribsanddill.com), follow us on Instagram (@ribsanddill) or join our Facebook group (facebook.com/groups/AndFinally/).
Jun 18, 2020 58 min

Episode 59: Fruity Scofflaws and Books By The Yard

Comedians Ribs Norman and Mel Byron chat about the lighter news stories of the week, including how Brexit means we can soon import cheap Tim Tams (Ribs had never heard of them either), the 104-year-old stud tortoise who has finally been given the night off, the racing pigeon who joined the Navy, the secret language of bees (it's quackers), the travesty that is buying books by the metre, how we'll be following the Premier League's example at our next low-turnout gig, the fruitiest scofflaw disguise, and why you should always double-check the address before you make someone's fantasy come true (especially if it involves breaking and entering while carrying a machete). Neil is away. A new word we've discovered this week. "Outlaw" is so last season, don't you know. This episode was recorded live in front of an audience of varying levels of attention and states of dress during the 2020 lockdown of Covid-19. Ribs and Mel were in their respective homes, joining a StreamYard virtual studio and broadcasting via the And Finally... Facebook group. Thus the sound is not brilliant and sometimes we talk over one another. If you like what you hear, you might want to check out our website (ribsanddill.com), follow us on Instagram (@ribsanddill) or join our Facebook group (facebook.com/groups/AndFinally/).
Jun 11, 2020 54 min

Episode 58: The Man Who Sat On A Fish and other unlikely stories

Comedians Ribs Norman and Neil David Alexander Dillon chat about the lighter news stories of the week, including the dying man who buried $10M-worth of treasure and then didn't die, how your favourite Looney Tunes characters are swapping guns for scythes (that's OK then), how doing the recycling is what makes men gay (along with eating whole cucumbers on park benches ), the £10,000 cat cage, and the man who sat on a fish (so he says). we've all done it. This episode was recorded live in front of an audience of varying levels of attention and states of dress during the 2020 lockdown of Covid-19. Ribs and Neil were in their respective homes, joining a StreamYard virtual studio and broadcasting via the And Finally... Facebook group. Thus the sound is not brilliant and sometimes we talk over one another. If you like what you hear, you might want to check out our website (ribsanddill.com), follow us on Instagram (@ribsanddill) or join our Facebook group (facebook.com/groups/AndFinally/).
Jun 02, 2020 54 min

Episode 57: Beware Dolphins Bearing Gifts

Comedians Ribs Norman and Neil David Alexander Dillon chat about the lighter news stories of the week, including something exciting that happened to Neil when his boyfriend was on his knees (actually perfectly SFW), the liquid French bread (nicer than it sounds), the bed that thought it was art, how beards are really face armour, the time travelling parcel from the past (they all are really, if you think about it), beware dolphins bearing gifts (the manipulative gits), how a bear was lured away with krispy kremes, and how men are doing a whopping 22 minutes of extra household chores a day during lockdown(poor loves, probably need a sit down after all that work.) This episode was recorded live in front of an audience of varying levels of attention and states of dress during the 2020 lockdown of Covid-19. Ribs and Neil were in their respective homes, joining a StreamYard virtual studio and broadcasting via the And Finally... Facebook group. Thus the sound is not brilliant and sometimes we talk over one another. If you like what you hear, you might want to check out our website (ribsanddill.com), follow us on Instagram (@ribsanddill) or join our Facebook group (facebook.com/groups/AndFinally/).
May 26, 2020 53 min

Episode 56: Lobsters With Squeegees and Live Sudoku

Comedians Ribs Norman and Neil David Alexander Dillon chat about the lighter news stories of the week, including the spurned lover who sent a tonne of onions to her ex, the personalised present that went wrong, how lobsters repel predators with squeegees, why neglected Paris pot plants have Raymond to thank, why men won't wear masks, the fake football supporter row that blew up, the world's most fascinating YouTube channel (live sudoku - it's nail-biting stuff), the world's oldest YouTuber (not the same person), and the celebratory cake that smells a bit off. This episode was recorded live in front of an audience of varying levels of attention and states of dress during the 2020 lockdown of Covid-19. Ribs and Neil were in their respective homes, joining a StreamYard virtual studio and broadcasting via the And Finally... Facebook group. Thus the sound is not brilliant and sometimes we talk over one another. If you like what you hear, you might want to check out our website (ribsanddill.com), follow us on Instagram (@ribsanddill) or join our Facebook group (facebook.com/groups/AndFinally/).
May 18, 2020 58 min

Episode 55: The Wholesome Hole In The Wall

Comedians Ribs Norman and Mel Byron chat about the lighter news stories of the week, including a wholesome whole in the wall, why Ribs is going to try to get a job at Twitter, the rise of saucy stories during lockdown (plus the impromptu Ribs & Mel BookClub), the bonehead who broke into a museum, the creepy restaurant filled with mannequins, how to spot a drug dealer (hint: they are now wearing disguises), and if you can't find a drug dealer, the next best thing - penguin poo, apparently. This episode was recorded live in front of an audience of varying levels of attention and states of dress during the 2020 lockdown of Covid-19. Ribs and Neil were in their respective homes, joining a StreamYard virtual studio and broadcasting via the And Finally... Facebook group. Thus the sound is not brilliant and sometimes we talk over one another. If you like what you hear, you might want to check out our website (ribsanddill.com), follow us on Instagram (@ribsanddill) or join our Facebook group (facebook.com/groups/AndFinally/). Neil is away (he's fine, don't worry).
May 12, 2020 53 min

Episode 54: Lockdown Cocktails and Asparagus Fortunes

Comedians Ribs Norman and Neil David Alexander Dillon chat about the lighter news stories of the week, including the discovery that even people in comas don't like the smell of rotten fish, the new language of lockdown (pinot fridgio, anyone?), how asparagomancy can tell the future (as long as it starts with angular letters like V, E and T), that the mere act of giving someone a posh bag turns them selfish, the deluded woman drinking semen by the glass (now there's a lockdown cocktail for you), how London and Kent are the UFO hotspots of the UK (nothing to do with airport locations, no...), and the man who found a cellar under his house (it's a very slow news week). This episode was recorded live in front of an audience of varying levels of attention and states of dress during the 2020 lockdown of Covid-19. Ribs and Neil were in their respective homes, joining a StreamYard virtual studio and broadcasting via the And Finally... Facebook group. Thus the sound is not brilliant and sometimes we talk over one another. If you like what you hear, you might want to check out our website (ribsanddill.com), follow us on Instagram (@ribsanddill) or join our Facebook group (facebook.com/groups/AndFinally/).
May 04, 2020 53 min

Episode 53: Eels Seek Humans for Facetime Fun

Comedians Ribs Norman and Neil David Alexander Dillon chat about the lighter news stories of the week, including the rise of the rebel botanists, the lonely eels seeking cam-chats, the joyful end of food sharing (Ribs is writing this and she doesn't like to share), the hard-drinking shrew and his lightweight elephant friend, the table in a field laughingly called a restaurant (the whole thing is the restaurant, not the field), how the Swedes are spreading chicken manure everywhere and calling it a public service, the incredibly lucky man who won the lottery twice in one day (not fair), and a random story that no-one planned. This episode was recorded live in front of an audience of varying levels of attention and states of dress during the 2020 lockdown of Covid-19. Ribs and Neil were in their respective homes, joining a StreamYard virtual studio and broadcasting via the And Finally... Facebook group. Thus the sound is not brilliant and sometimes we talk over one another. If you like what you hear, you might want to check out our website (ribsanddill.com), follow us on Instagram (@ribsanddill) or join our Facebook group (facebook.com/groups/AndFinally/).