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This episode is full of Shrek Humor. Youth groups, you've been warned!  ***COME SEE US LIVE!*** https://beachtoosandy.com/ Look at what we have in... more

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Here lies Auston Powers.  Sex? Yes please! Look at what we have in store! https://www.beachtoosandy.store Watch videos from our episodes on TikTok! https://tiktok.com/@beachtoosandy Support us on... more

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Watch videos from our episodes on TikTok! https://tiktok.com/@beachtoosandy Support us on Patreon! https://www.patreon.com/beachtoosandy   Xandy is streaming again: twitch.tv/xandyschiefer Xtine's Etsy: https://www.etsy.com/shop/hauntedtofu Check out our Instagram: instagram.com/beachtoosandy Logo by Courtney Aventura.... more

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Don't discuss this episode too much, it might make Xandy sick. Check out our winter merch sale from 2/9-2/16! https://www.beachtoosandy.store Watch videos from... more

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It's interesting to look back how my views have changed since middle school. Cool Cruisers only: https://www.beachtoosandy.store Watch videos from our episodes on... more

Welcome to another episode, we're your hosts LighthouseLover and HisExuberantGiraffe. Check out our new merch store! https://www.beachtoosandy.store Watch videos from our episodes on... more

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This week we learn what Christine thinks an erection sounds like! Get your cool cruiser merch! https://www.beachtoosandy.store Watch videos from our episodes on... more

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Ignore what he said in the episode, you can listen to Xandy's episode on Twisted & Uncorked now! https://open.spotify.com/episode/6j2w5w5Cm8jd6WGh4DSiwB?si=d2f4747cb9414e8f Check out our... more

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Read more about the issues surrounding the Florida Man meme: https://www.washingtonpost.com/made-by-history/2022/09/14/florida-men-are-notorious-heres-where-meme-came/ https://www.washingtonpost.com/news/magazine/wp/2019/07/15/feature/is-it-okay-to-laugh-at-florida-man-2/ Get your tix for our Pittsburgh and Nashville shows!!! https://www.beachtoosandy.com Check out... more

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Listen to Xandy on D Listers of History! https://open.spotify.com/episode/3Gc3IjTw49KV86FeDjSWo1?si=zPcz1sgyT3S-2g0RKYrZVA Check out our new merch store! https://www.beachtoosandy.store Watch videos from our episodes on TikTok! https://tiktok.com/@beachtoosandy Support... more

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Fun fact: hot springs in Arkansas are an aphrodisiac! Check out our new merch store! https://www.beachtoosandy.store Watch videos from our episodes on TikTok! https://tiktok.com/@beachtoosandy Support... more

Messy self always. Check out our new merch store! https://www.beachtoosandy.store Watch videos from our episodes on TikTok! https://tiktok.com/@beachtoosandy Support us on Patreon! https://www.patreon.com/beachtoosandy Xtine's Etsy: https://www.etsy.com/shop/hauntedtofu Xandy's Stream: twitch.tv/xandyschiefer Check out... more

This episode is NOT brought to you by Big Beef. Check out our new merch store! https://www.beachtoosandy.store Watch videos from our episodes on... more

We apologize for what this episode does for Temu coffin sales. Check out our new merch store! https://www.beachtoosandy.store Last chance to get live show tickets! https://www.beachtoosandy.com Follow... more

Ts and Ps for all the victims of the retail apocalypse. Follow us on TikTok! https://tiktok.com/@beachtoosandy Support us on Patreon! https://www.patreon.com/beachtoosandy Xtine's Etsy: https://www.etsy.com/shop/hauntedtofu Xandy's Stream: twitch.tv/xandyschiefer Check out... more

We apologize for what this episode does for holy chrism oil sales. Last chance to get live show tickets! https://www.beachtoosandy.com Follow us on... more

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For mormon’s sake, don’t come near Fort Schiefer. We will hit on sight. Get your live show tickets now! https://www.beachtoosandy.com Follow us on... more

This one goes out to all the dirty birds. Get your live show tickets now! https://www.beachtoosandy.com Follow us on TikTok! https://tiktok.com/@beachtoosandy Support us on Patreon! https://www.patreon.com/beachtoosandy Xtine's... more

Tune in to find out what book is full of sexually frustrated cannibals! Get your live show tickets now! https://www.beachtoosandy.com Follow us on... more

I liked the ending of this episode. The part where it ended. Get your live show tickets now! https://www.beachtoosandy.com Follow us on TikTok! https://tiktok.com/@beachtoosandy Buy... more

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You certainly won't be trapped psychotherapeutically while listening to this episode. Promise. Get your live show tickets now! https://www.beachtoosandy.com Follow us on TikTok! https://tiktok.com/@beachtoosandy Buy... more

Description: The hypocrites who produced this episode will be judged by the Lord in full, LOL. Get your live show tickets now!... more

Freddi Fish, Putt-Putt, Spy Fox, Pajama Sam, and Fatty Bear walk into a podcast episode... Get your live show tickets now!... more

If every duck was a balloon, the world might be a better place. Get your live show tickets now! https://www.beachtoosandy.com Follow us on... more

This week we ponder a question as old as time: Are rats in a preschool better dead or alive? Get your... more

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Happy 4/20 to those who celebrate! Sincere apologies to those who don't... Follow us on TikTok! https://tiktok.com/@beachtoosandy Get your mystery pin!!! https://store.dftba.com/collections/beach-too-sandy-water-too-wet Support us on... more

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This week Xandy and Christine appeared on fellow Forever Dog podcast Double Threat, hosted by Tom Scharpling and Julie Klausner,... more

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Christine's comedy might be legendary, but Hooters is no place for it. Follow us on TikTok! https://tiktok.com/@beachtoosandy Get your Clam Volcano pin!!! https://store.dftba.com/collections/beach-too-sandy-water-too-wet Support us... more

Christine no likey this episode. But Xandy likey very muchy! Follow us on TikTok! https://tiktok.com/@beachtoosandy Get your Clam Volcano pin!!! https://store.dftba.com/collections/beach-too-sandy-water-too-wet Support us on Patreon! https://www.patreon.com/beachtoosandy Xtine's... more

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All hail Dong Man and the Satan Dog! Support us on Patreon! https://www.patreon.com/beachtoosandy Xtine's Etsy: https://www.etsy.com/shop/hauntedtofu Xandy's Stream: twitch.tv/xandyschiefer Check out our Instagram: instagram.com/beachtoosandy Logo by Courtney Aventura. Theme... more

Fool me twice, I've gotta yelp it! Support us on Patreon! https://www.patreon.com/beachtoosandy Xtine's Etsy: https://www.etsy.com/shop/hauntedtofu Xandy's Stream: twitch.tv/xandyschiefer Check out our Instagram: instagram.com/beachtoosandy Logo by Courtney Aventura. Theme by... more

Tag yourself! Xtine is Lucifer the Elf and Xandy is Bendy Naughty Boy... Get your Wezzle pin!!! https://store.dftba.com/collections/beach-too-sandy-water-too-wet Support us on Patreon! https://www.patreon.com/beachtoosandy Xtine's Etsy: https://www.etsy.com/shop/hauntedtofu Xandy's... more

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Repeat after us: MORALS! OVER! FROZEN! MILK! Get your Wezzle pin!!! https://store.dftba.com/collections/beach-too-sandy-water-too-wet Support us on Patreon! https://www.patreon.com/beachtoosandy Xtine's Etsy: https://www.etsy.com/shop/hauntedtofu Xandy's Stream: twitch.tv/xandyschiefer Check out our Instagram: instagram.com/beachtoosandy Logo by Courtney... more

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At the core, the true Xandy is a cool cruiser EEK! Buy your tickets for our Chicago (Beantown) show! beachtoosandy.com/tour Support us on... more

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