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Beach Too Sandy, Water Too Wet
Beach Too Sandy, Water Too Wet
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A comedy podcast featuring dramatic readings of one-star reviews written by real people with not-so-real problems. Hosted by Xandy and Christine Schiefer.... more

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Episodes

316: Reviews of Holiday Yard Inflatables

Please be wary if you have an angel yard inflatable. Xandy is on the prowl. We have merch! https://www.beachtoosandy.store Ad-free listening and full... more

18 Dec 2024 · 1 hour, 33 minutes
315: Reviews of Christmas Albums

Hopefully this is the closest we get to a full musical episode. We have merch! https://www.beachtoosandy.store Ad-free listening and full video episodes! https://www.patreon.com/beachtoosandy Watch clips... more

11 Dec 2024 · 1 hour, 11 minutes
314: Reviews of Snow Shoveling Services

Who is ready for some five star plowing?! We have merch! https://www.beachtoosandy.store Ad-free listening and full video episodes! https://www.patreon.com/beachtoosandy Watch clips of your favorite moments! https://www.youtube.com/beachtoosandywatertoowet Watch... more

04 Dec 2024 · 1 hour, 6 minutes
313: Thanksgiving Extravaganza

Huge merch sale!! 25% off storewide! https://www.beachtoosandy.store Ad-free listening and full video episodes! https://www.patreon.com/beachtoosandy Watch clips of your favorite moments! https://www.youtube.com/beachtoosandywatertoowet Watch videos from our episodes... more

27 Nov 2024 · 1 hour, 11 minutes
312: Reviews of Trampoline Parks

:bouncin: :bouncin: Black Friday Sale starts Monday! 25% off storewide! https://www.beachtoosandy.store Ad-free listening and full video episodes! https://www.patreon.com/beachtoosandy Watch clips of your favorite moments! https://www.youtube.com/beachtoosandywatertoowet Watch videos... more

20 Nov 2024 · 1 hour, 3 minutes
311: Reviews of Old People Food

Find out what candy civil war general George Washington gave to his troops for good luck! Ad-free listening and full video... more

13 Nov 2024 · 1 hour, 15 minutes
310: Reviews of Arcades

You better not give us a one-star review, because we saw you give Arby's a five... Ad-free listening and full video... more

06 Nov 2024 · 1 hour, 2 minutes
309: Halloween Extravaganza

This week's episode is hosted by Cryptine Schiefear and Alexandirt Bansheefer Ad-free listening and full video episodes! https://www.patreon.com/beachtoosandy Watch clips of your favorite... more

30 Oct 2024 · 1 hour, 36 minutes
308: Reviews of Ghost Hunting Equipment

Apologies in advance if Christine sounds too much like a sarcastic crocodile. Ad-free listening and full video episodes! https://www.patreon.com/beachtoosandy Watch clips of your... more

23 Oct 2024 · 1 hour, 40 minutes
307: Reviews of Caskets

The scariest thing about a prop should not be the price tag. Listen to Xandy read confessions with Wine & Crime! https://open.spotify.com/episode/32mfPsHonY98Wd43PjXcYf?si=e1adfbe30c02472d Ad-free... more

16 Oct 2024 · 1 hour, 26 minutes
Beach Too Sandy, Water Too Wet
316: Reviews of Holiday Yard Inflatables
Beach Too Sandy, Water Too Wet