Berner Phone

Berner Phone

The Berner Phone hotline is open! Hannah Berner and her husband, comedian Des Bishop, are listening to callers, dishing out their best advice, and bantering back with hilarious chemistry for their first ever podcast together. Keep an eye out on their Instagram stories for prompts to leave a voice message and be featured on the pod. Whether it’s pet peeves, secrets, life advice, dating dilemmas, or career questions, Hannah and Des are dialed in. Dial in - https://telbee.io/channel/msnxcnbe39nmb9rpvbi_eq/

Episodes

April 21, 2025 69 mins

Our screen times are alarmingly high so we figured we should at least find out what the dialer's favorite and most useful apps are. 

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April 14, 2025 75 mins

It's a new week, but couples are still fighting. Hannah and Des are back trying to save some relationships with advice on how to move past menial arguments. 

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April 6, 2025 72 mins

Every couple has that one recurring argument they can't agree on. The dialers are sharing the small but mighty fights in their relationships.

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Customer service is a b**** and the dialers told us all their most annoying interactions. From standing up to get a waiter to shaking drinks at a bar, Hannah and Des figure out if they were ever guilty of being bad customers.

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March 22, 2025 79 mins

The last episode of are you the a-hole was a hit, so we're bringing it back. Based on the popular Reddit thread "Am I the a-hole?" we're deciding if the dialers are in the wrong this week.

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March 15, 2025 73 mins

Hannah is back and is passionate about this week's topic. Your notes app is about as personal as it gets, but the dialers are opening up to share the funniest thing in their notes. 

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The dialers are making their case for the best TV series of all time.

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Who needs therapy when you have Berner Phone? This week the dialers are sharing the best advice they've recieved from a therapist. 

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February 22, 2025 81 mins

The list of things that should be illegal could go on forever. You might leave this episode annoyed with humanity, but you'll also feel seen.

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February 15, 2025 77 mins

The dialers are putting Des to the test and he's giving advice on life, love, travel, and becoming a yoga instructor. 

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February 9, 2025 51 mins

Search history is personal, but the dialers are letting us in on their most recent Google searches. You can usually find Hannah searching tennis players, celebrities, and the latest documentaries, while Des is on WebMD and looking up ACL exercises.

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February 2, 2025 55 mins

Hannah's mom joins the episode to explain why we have to protect our energy and let karma do its job. The dialers share stories of when karma came back to bite.

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Will people really do anything for money? We're finding out this week as the dialers share the wildest things they've done for money.

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January 18, 2025 59 mins

Every now and then, we realize it's time for a spicy episode. The dialers are sharing the good, the bad, and the ugly of new things they've tried in bed.

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January 11, 2025 65 mins

We are learning, growing, and realizing things today because we asked the dialers to tell us "I was today years old when...". Some of these facts might change your life, but don't count on it.

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January 4, 2025 61 mins

The holiday season has come to an end and it's time to go back the office. Everyone has a coworker (or two) that they can't stand, so the dialers are sharing their worst work stories.

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December 28, 2024 58 mins

Turns out the dialers need a lot of advice...so we're doing a part 2 of our unprofessional advice. This week we're dealing with finances, family, and failing relationships. 

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December 22, 2024 73 mins

It's the holiday season and the dialers were in need of some advice, so we delivered. Lines are being blurred in open relationships, some in-laws just won't take the hint, and our resident cat expert is sharing some knowledge. 

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December 15, 2024 72 mins

Everyone has their quirks and odd habits. And this week, the dialers are revealing theirs in hopes that they aren't the one one. You'll either finish this episode feeling understood or questioning why you are the why you are. 

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December 7, 2024 64 mins

A vacation can either be a bonding experience or the beginning of the end of a relationship. This week the dialers are sharing their worst vacation experiences with family, friends, and partners. 

 

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