287 episodes

The Berner Phone hotline is open! Hannah Berner and her husband, comedian Des Bishop, are listening to callers, dishing out their best advice, and bantering back with hilarious chemistry for their first ever podcast together. Keep an eye out on their Instagram stories for prompts to leave a voice message and be featured on the pod. Whether it’s pet peeves, secrets, life advice, dating dilemmas, or career questions, Hannah and Des are dialed in.

Berner Phone Hannah Berner and Des Bishop

    • Comedy
    • 4.5 • 5.5K Ratings

The Berner Phone hotline is open! Hannah Berner and her husband, comedian Des Bishop, are listening to callers, dishing out their best advice, and bantering back with hilarious chemistry for their first ever podcast together. Keep an eye out on their Instagram stories for prompts to leave a voice message and be featured on the pod. Whether it’s pet peeves, secrets, life advice, dating dilemmas, or career questions, Hannah and Des are dialed in.

    Berner Phone: Invention Ideas

    Berner Phone: Invention Ideas

    The dialers tell us their best invention ideas and we ranted about bad therapists, new dating app ideas, the science of sunscreen, and Hannah's favorite condiment. 
     
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    • 57 min
    Berner Phone #42: Airport Problems

    Berner Phone #42: Airport Problems

    This episode raised our blood pressure. Traveling is stressful and fellow travelers often make it even worse. Perhaps a travelers license should be a new requirement at airports. 
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    • 1 hr 4 min
    Berner Phone #41: Under the Influence

    Berner Phone #41: Under the Influence

    Hangxiety is the worst feeling to wake up to. But this week the dialers put their embarrassing stories to good use. Hannah and Des also have wildly different stories to share this week.
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    • 1 hr 4 min
    Berner Phone #40: Trying New Things In Bed

    Berner Phone #40: Trying New Things In Bed

    This episode might "go down" as one of our all-time favorites. The dialers brought it this week with brutally honest and funny stories about their latest adventures and mishaps in the bedroom. Plus, we discuss how Nikki Glaser is the reason we got married. 
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    • 56 min
    Berner Phone #39: Debunking Old Wives' Tales

    Berner Phone #39: Debunking Old Wives' Tales

    We were all told as kids that we wouldn't survive if we went outside with wet hair. This week, we are debunking old wives' tales to find out if everything we've been told by our parents was a lie. 
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    • 1 hr 8 min
    Berner Phone #38: Useless Talents

    Berner Phone #38: Useless Talents

    This week useless talents are becoming useful. We cover everything from heckling babies to weird toe talents. 
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    • 1 hr 6 min

Customer Reviews

4.5 out of 5
5.5K Ratings

5.5K Ratings

dravey Y ,

Love the emotional side of this show

I really love this show. Beautiful balance between real life emotions and humor. Hannah and Dez strike the perfect balance between being vulnerable themselves, sharing emotional things from listeners and being HILARIOUS in their advice. It really is a magical combo of a successful podcast.

Separately I heard a couple times Dez insultes the realness or fakeness of religions and hopefully that is not a requirement for the show to continue. It is not ok to say any aspect of any religion is not real. ❤️

ireneguaja ,

The ending

I love when you guys put a few voice memos in at the ends of the podcast! Please keep doing it.

Nikkiabenex619 ,

LOVE THE POD / PODS

Hannah long time giggly listener and listen and love this pod every week but I keep seeing you on the Tom Brady roast looking snatched and amazing every time you pop on the screen I yell HANNAH 🤗🥹

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