Sexy Beasts

It's the final of the squeens and what a journey it's been. This time the gloves are off the fangs are out and a winner must be chosen. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

We’re at quarter mast, almost to a semi with excitement!! Through the knockout rounds and now into the big dog (WOOFOFOWOOFOFOOOF) territory.   So come to Monster Hollywood with the two spoofers in the Silver Screen Squeeam Scheme part 3! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

We're back for Round 2. 8 more scraps to decide which Scream Squeen makes it through to the quarter-final. What upsets will we see? Will Jago realise the premise of this isn't that there's two rival teams, it's just each host was assigned monsters to research and speak about them for each scrap, or will he still think he and Tony are in competition with each other and getting upset when his monster inevitably loses?! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

It’s the spooky season and the Beasts are back! Forced indoors with the worst Halloween ever on the cards; Tony and Jago turn their attention to the movies pitting all the best monsters on film together for a tournament that will live on through the ages. Marshmallow Man vs Godzilla? Dracula Vs Zombies? Oh my! October won’t know what hit it! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Live from the Cork Podcast Festival! For this very spooky episode Tony is joined by comedian and friend of the show Jordan Daniel to celebrate Halloween. Join them as they discuss old Irish traditions, scary Cork Myths, and how to survive murder by a pillow. They also give absolute proof of ghosts AND aliens! Listen, if you dare! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

This week the boys lose their head talking about the Irish stallion decapitated merchant of death known as the Dullahan. We’ve been assured that this is the looniest episode yet by our producer Big Arms Al. Besides talking an incredible amount of shite we also announce our plans for the future of Sexy Beasts. We ain’t going nowhere but there will be some shake ups. Jago loves you all the same. Tony has some favorites ♥ Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

This week we travel to Japan to swoon over a little stinky bit of animated fat. I know this sounds like a plot from a studio Ghibli but we are actually discussing the Nuppeppo. He may be small and disgusting but this cryptid has stolen our hearts. Have a listen and make your own mind up; stinky or sexy?! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

The Trials and Tribulations of Jago's Lung is an uplifting, heartwarming and lung-bursting tale of a man, a heroic man, overcoming hardship and strife to learn to see the world in a new light, and begin to see strangers not as "strange" men and women who could upset him, but as friends that he just hasn't met yet. Some people can't see the woods for the trees, but the new Jago can only see potential fraternity in the sea of unfamiliar faces. He's a new man, an older man, a more experienced and breathless soul. He is Marc Jago and he will make it his goddamn business to put a smile on your face in Tesco. Also Tony says some stuff about a cold and his comedy career. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

What’s that in the corner of your eye? Must be your imagination you chuckle to yourself. It is oddly human shaped. Is that a smile? This week we are chatting about Shadow People! Are they fear given form or festival comedowns after too many disco biscuits? Check it out this week on SEXY BEASTS Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Ahoy hoy listeners!  This week we are bounding back to Victorian times to encounter a well dressed bouncing demon. Spring Heeled Jack terrorised the fine folk of London in the 1800s. Was this dashing rogue, a demon, a wizard or a drunk posh Irish lad?! Jump on in and have a listen! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Today your intrepid hosts embark on a dangerous quest. We confront one of the the world's most popular monsters, The Dragon! We don our armour and do verbal battle with the beast. We also lose our minds a little cause it’s in the middle of a heat wave. Join the fray and have a listen young squires! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

This week on sexy beasts moisten up your tongues and hide your ants as we go in deep about the Capelobo! Brazil’s shape changing anteater monster. This ripped evil creature really get us going and it might even be a rival for the TIKBALANG for dampiest wetser. Remember to review subscribe and rate. Jago and Tony love you! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Good thing Lions aren’t that good in the water or we’d all be screwed.....oh this episode is about a webbed toe’d aquatic lion, who is equally as ferocious on land as in water and kills hippos for fun.  Why would you make this God?  Guess we are all screwed, thanks to the Coje ya Menia . Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

I’m always so tired looking out my two eyes and using my two legs and how my arse doesn’t excrete a flexible but strong gossamer. That’s why some times I secretly wonder what it like to be a sexy spider and in this episode we are talking about the sexiest of spiders! The J’ba Fofi is a Congolese nightmare come to life. Come get caught in our audio web my little flies! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

This week on Sexy Beasts we meet a Baaaaaaa-d Mofo known as the Sheepsquatch! Hailing from out favourite place West Virginia! You better not count this creature before you sleep or you’ll be having night terrors! EWE don’t want to miss it . Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Riddle time. I walk backwards but it looks like I’m walking forward and I love kids a little too much. Teehee! The Duende of Belizian folklore of course! Shamon! Two thumbs off! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Here we are back again in West Virginia! Land of The Mothman , Indrid Cold and the Sheepsquatch! This coal mining Appalachian state ain’t a stranger to freaky going-ons. And ain’t nothing freakier then the well dressed stinky screamy levitatin’  extraterrestrial  known as the Flatwoods Monster! So undo the top button of your pants, whip out those ice pops you got on special and have a giant relax. You are our best mate. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

This week Sexy Beasts head to the rainbow nation and talk about big snakes and dangling elephant trunks. That’s right we have the GrootSlang  entering the premier crypt! This dangerous new cryptid is here to slither into your nightmares We also have the first new show down in our new draft Top Trumps!  So find a warm rock and settle in for a listen Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

In the Scottish highlands a peculiar Beast makes it home! Not quite a ghost and not quite a monkey man. The Fear liath more brings intrigue, mystery but also terror and doom to our little podcast. An ancient warrior spirit or a lost piece of history. Also, after last weeks crushing defeat in top trumps we discuss the conditions of Tony’s forfeit in this jam packed episode! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

This week on Sexy Beasts we are sippin on some DJINN and juice as we discuss our inner most wishes and how they could go wrong ! We get pretty philosophical talking about genies and in a series first we actually freak ourselves out with a legit spell. Be careful what you wish for ! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices