Well would you look at that! That man Harry Hill is on the podcast. Harry joins Harriet to share who... more

At a time where food is very much at the forefront of our minds, we’re republishing this episode of the podcast... more

Comedian Alexandra Haddow joins Harriet this week! Alexandra returns to the podcast with a whole load of new choices for... more

Comedian Darren Harriot joins Harriet to share... well, everything! Nothing is off limits as Darren guides us through his choices... more

Comedian Andrew Maxwell joins Harriet to choose who and what he'd hate to be stuck with on a desert island.... more

Old Dicks! This week we're dusting off this excellent episode of the podcast with Melvin Odoom. He's currently surviving the... more

Hilarious episode for you this week, Harriet is joined by one of her comedy heroes - Zoe Lyons! This episode... more

Actor, comedian and Task Master champion Kerry Godliman joins Harriet to share who and what she'd hate to be stuck... more

Very excited to announce that the new host of Desert Island Dicks is the brilliant Harriet Kemsley! Her first episode... more

An absolute pleasure, nay, a privilege to have Scottish musician and songwriter Quinny on the podcast! His Album Outter Monologue... more

ANOTHER ONE! Serving another episode for your listening pleasure before our new host takes over in a couple of weeks.... more

The incredibly talented Dan Tiernan joins us to share who and what he'd hate to be stuck with on a... more

Today on the podcast we’re joined by the hilarious Paddy Young. Paddy is excellent and I urge you to go... more

We're back baby! It’s been a while. For reasons I won’t get into we had to stop the podcast for... more

Comedian Morgan Rees joins James to share who and what he'd hate to be stuck with on a desert island Learn... more

Off the back of announcing their debut album Exactly As It Seems, I'm joined by Will and Bill from the... more

Comedian Charlie Baker joins James to share who and what he'd hate to be stuck with on a desert island.... more

Ahead of her show's in Birmingham and London, comedian Lindsey Santoro joins James to share who and what she'd hate... more

Comedian and podcaster Gabby Bryan joins James to share who and what she'd hate to be stuck with on a... more

This week we're joined by the incredible Jenny Eclair! Recorded live at the Cheerful Earful podcast festival, at The Bedford... more

This week James is joined by comedian Daniel Foxx! It's such a good episode. Daniel joins us to share who... more

Buy tickets to Desert Island Dicks LIVE with Jenny Eclair next week! Oh... and this week we're joined by the... more

James is back in the hot seat and for his first episode back he's joined by comedian Tom Houghton! Be... more

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The most excellent Natasha Devon joins Dan to share who and what she'd hate to be stuck with on a... more

Kit and Rory from This Paranormal Life join Dan to share who and what they'd hate to be stuck with... more

Sketch-comedian Laura Ramoso joins Dan to share who and what she'd hate to be stuck with on a desert island! Learn... more

The podcast crossover the world, nay the universe, nay! The Afterlife, has been waiting for! Suzie and Hannah from Ghost... more

What a week! We've been getting excited about Jenny Eclair live in November and so here's the most excellent Stephen... more

In excited anticipation of our Live Podcast with Jenny Eclair in November, we thought we would remind you all of... more

Comedian Gbemi Oladipo joins Dan to share who and what he'd hate to be stuck with on a desert island.... more

BIG ANNOUNCEMENT! The wonderful Jenny Eclair is going to be joining us at Cheerful Earful in November! Get your tickets... more

Comedian and vocalist Jordan Gray joins Dan to share who and what she'd hate to be stuck with on a... more

Comedian Rob Copland joins Dan to share who and what he'd hate to be stuck with on a desert island.... more

Currently in Edinburgh with his show Heavy Para, Stuart Nixon joins Dan to share who and what he's hate to... more

Well won't you look who it is... comedian Kate Lucas joins Dan to share who and what she'd hate to... more

Actor, comedian and impressionist, Luke Kempner joins Dan to share who and what he'd hate to be stuck with on... more

Musical comedy genius the Jazz Emu joins Dan to share who and what he'd hate to be stuck with on... more

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Dan is joined by comedian Njambi McGrath! Njambi shares who and what she'd hate to be stuck with on a... more

Actor, comedian and writer, Will Sebag-Montefiore, joins Dan to share who and what he'd hate to be stuck with on... more

This week Dan is joined by the incredibly funny Bilal Zafar! He joins us to share who and what he'd... more

Writer and stand-up comedian, Ginny Hogan joins Dan to share who and what she'd hate to be stuck with on... more

Dan is joined by comedian Phillipp Kostelecky, to share who and what he'd hate to be stuck with on a... more

A JUICY episode of Compact Dicks for you this week! Thank you for your submissions - send us more: dickspod.com/contact Learn... more

Comedy genius Paul Foot joins our sweet baby Daniel to share who and what he'd hate to be stuck with... more

It's like Desert Island Dicks but shorter! And this time YOU'RE the guest! Enjoy Learn more about your ad choices. Visit... more

Comedian and writer Olaf Falafel joins our dear sweet Daniel to share who and what he'd hate to be stuck... more

Comedian Ollie Horn joins Dan to share who and what he'd hate to be stuck with on a desert island!... more

Comedian Kuan Wen Huang joins Dan to share who and what he'd hate to be stuck with on a desert... more

Holy fuck! It's Ali Brice and he's here to share who and what he'd hate to be stuck with on... more

Just in case you missed it! Here's our Old Dicks for this week from comedian Simon Brodkin. Simon is currently... more

Welsh/Spanish comedian Ignacio Lopez joins Dan to share who and what he'd hate to be stuck with on a desert... more

'That French TikTok Lady', Tatty Macleod joins our Daniel to share who and what she'd hate to be stuck with... more

The band Dutch Uncles join Dan to share who and what they'd hate to be stuck with on a desert... more

WE NEED YOU! The boys are back in town and we're in need of YOUR submissions for the podcast, head... more

Fresh from 'Live at the Apollo' and 'ITV2's Stand-Up Sketch Show', comedian Emmanuel Sonubi joins Dan to share who and... more

We've been fortunate enough to have some very talented guests on this podcast and if you're a new listener to... more

Dan is joined by writer Serena Coady - she’s written for The Independent, CNN, Vox, Dazed, Elle and more besides.... more

Comedian, writer, podcaster - the man is an all round polymath - Alasdair Beckett-King joins Dan to share who and... more

Comedian, Actor and Taskmaster contestant, Kiell Smith-Bynoe joins Dan to share who and what he'd hate to be stuck with... more

Taskmaster is back this week and to celebrate we've got Kiell Smith-Bynoe on the podcast.. Coming Friday! Make sure you've... more

Presenter and broadcaster Sarah Gosling joins Dan to share who and what she'd hate to be stuck with on a... more

Comedian, actor, writer - Steve Bugeja does it all! And this week he joins Dan to share who and what... more

You asked for it and here it is! She didn't ghost us, here's Joanne McNally's Desert Island Dicks for your... more

Comedian Esther Manito joins Dan to share who and what she'd hate to be stuck with on a desert island.... more

Dan Skinner, the genius behind Angelos Epithemiou, joins Dan to share who and what he'd hate to be stuck with on... more

To celebrate International Women's Day, we've compiled some of the funniest moments from just some of the incredible women we've... more

Comedian and actor Sunil Patel joins Dan to share who and what he'd hate to be stuck with on a... more

For your listening pleasure! We're reposing this episode of Desert Island Dicks with Omid Djalili for you to enjoy. For... more

Comedian Kate Barron joins Dan to share who and what she'd hate to be stuck with on a desert island.... more

In this episode of Compact Dicks, Dan does the best impression of Steve Lamacq I've ever heard. It's top tier.... more

This is a Top of the Cocks, drag special, in solidarity with the Honor Oak Pub in South East London,... more

Multi-award winning comedian, Michael Akadiri joins Dan to share who and what he'd hate to be stuck with on a... more

This week we are treated to some exceptional emails from YOU the listeners! Submit your own choice for the island... more

OLD DICKS - To celebrate our old friend Tom Kerridge returning to the Great British Menu, we're rebroadcasting his excellent... more

International award-winning comic and radio host, Ray Bradshaw joins Dan to share who and what he'd hate to be stuck... more

Dan and James are back once again with the renegade master. And by renegade master I mean YOU, the listener,... more

Anarchy! Real life Sex Pistol, Glen Matlock joins Dan to share who and what he'd hate to be stuck with... more

Top of the Cocks is back! We've put together some of the best (worst) music stories and choices from the... more

IT'S TIME TO RISE AND GRIND! That's right we're here and we are here to deliver... We've been going through... more

Comedian and writer Pierre Novellie joins Dan to share who and what he'd hate to be stuck with on a... more

What do Red Hot Chilli Peppers, a dominatrix and bitter melon all have in common? They all feature in this... more

That's right! This is the new home of JaackMaate's Happy Hour. Subscribe here to receive all future episodes direct to... more

On the island this week James and Dan are joined by your choices for the desert island and let me... more

Irish novelist and podcaster, Caimh McDonnell joins Dan to share who and what he'd hate to be stuck with on... more

Dan is joined by comedian and writer John Hastings! John joins us to share who and what he'd hate to... more

Comedian and actor Rosie Holt joins Dan to choose who and what she would hate to be stuck with on... more

Well, looky here! We back baby - did you miss us? We've missed you and to prove it we've invited... more

Recorded live at the Bedford pub in South London, as part of the Cheerful Earful podcast festival, John Robins sat... more

Dan was joined by comedian Lauren Pattison to discuss who and what would make her time on a desert island... more

Capital Breakfast host Sian Welby takes off her radio hat and puts on the hat that means she's much more... more

Ben Bailey Smith joins us to systematically list the people and things he'd hate to be stuck on an island... more

Harriet Kemsley joins Dan to discuss all the people and things she'd really hate to be stuck on a desert... more

John Robins is going to be our guest for our live show on Thursday 6th October, at the Bedford Pub... more

The very talented Athena Kugblenu joins Dan to share who and what she'd hate to be stuck with on a... more

Nick Helm joins us to decide who and what would be the worst collection of people and things to be... more

He's a comedian, musician, actor and now guest on Desert Island Dicks, he's Vir Das. Taking a break from his... more

Rachel Fairburn joins us today to discuss all that is wrong in the world, or rather all that could be... more

Fin Taylor is the person speaking to Dan in this episode of the podcast. He's funny, he's got stuff to... more

The incomparable Reginald D Hunter joins us on this episode for the same reason that everyone else joins us -... more

Tessa Coates is many things: writer, comedian, one half of the Nobody Panic podcast and more besides. But today, she... more

Ellie White is a very funny person and this outing is no exception to that rule. She took time to... more

We're back for a new series and Dan is joined by the utterly wonderful Harry Trevaldwyn to discuss all the... more

Dan is joined by writer, editor, model and public speaker Jamie Windust. They roll up their sleeves and get stuck... more

Today Dan is joined by none other than Nigel Ng, best-known for his character Uncle Roger. Today though he's here... more

This week we're joined by the excellent Fatiha El-Ghorri! Enjoy! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information. Learn more about your... more

The very funny Alistair Green joins Dan to discuss the people and things that would be frankly awful to spend... more

We're back with another series, and we're coming out swinging with the amazing Omid Djalili, who put in a superb... more

Comedian Sarah Callaghan joins Dan to discuss all that she believes to be frightful in the world. Well, not quite... more

Who is it? It's the comedian Ania Magliano, here to share who she believes to be the worst people and... more

Hello, who is this wonderful chat on Desert Island Dicks today, popping by to tell us all about the worst... more

It's Desert Island Dicks, but live, with people and everything. Stephen K Amos joined us at the start of December... more

Bobby Mair is the name of the man joining us on this episode of Desert Island Dicks, so pull over... more

From the title of this podcast you've probably already guessed that this episode features comedian Laura Lexx, and if you... more

We're joined in this episode by actor, comedian and writer, Sanjeev Kohli and enjoy a thorough discussion of the worst... more

It's the episode that tried to be live but couldn't, so we recorded it over zoom instead. Lou Sanders was... more

You've probably worked it out from the title of this podcast, but just in case you hadn't, this episode features... more

This episode sees comedian Geoff Norcott step up to the plate, to choose which awful things and people he'd hate... more

The excellent Fern Brady, live at 21 Soho - enjoy! Come see Lou Sanders in Kings Cross on the 4th... more

This episode we're joined by the man behind Clinton Baptiste from Phoenix Nights and Barry from Watford, it's the brilliant... more

Dan is joined by Bethany Black this week, to mull over the worst people and things she could be stuck... more

This episode we're joined by the Shaparak Khorsandi, who shares her worst people and things for her to be cast... more

Dan is joined by Simon Brodkin, comedian, prankster and all round funny man, to discuss which collection of frightful people... more

Dan is joined by comedian Seann Walsh, and together they roll up their sleeves, reach into a big sack of... more

Guess who's back, back again, James is back, tell a friend. Guess who's back, guess who's back, guess who's back... more

In this episode, Dan is joined by the wonderful Paul Sinha, who argues brilliantly for the inclusion of some prime... more

Dan is joined by Ahir Shah to discuss the worst people and things to be stuck on an island with,... more

Dan is back once again to read out your submissions for who and what you think are dicks. Keep em... more

Dan is joined by Russell Kane, one of the busiest men in comedy, but not so busy that he couldn't... more

James is on holiday, so Dan reads your own submissions for the worst people and things that you the listener... more

We're back from our long break and to kick off this new series, the wonderful Isy Suttie joined Dan to... more

We're back baby! We have got an exciting line up of guests coming your way but we're back with a... more

Dan is joined by the wonderful chef Tom Kerridge to discuss the worst people and things to be stuck with... more

Comedian Eshaan Akbar joins Dan to discuss the worst people and things to be stuck on an island with, discussing... more

Comedian Sikisa joins Dan to discuss the worst people and things to be stuck with on a desert island. Because... more

Dan is joined by the very funny Toussaint Douglass to discuss the worst people and things in the world, along... more

Two little ducks? Two little dicks more like. dickspod.com/contact Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information. Learn more about your... more

Dan is joined by comedian Huge Davies for a lovely chat about who and what are dicks and why he'd... more

This week the podcast is PACKED with dicks. Wall to wall. Some great letters from YOU the listeners. keep sending... more

Dan is joined by DJ, Producer, head of Turbo Recordings, and podcaster, Tiga, to talk about the worst people and... more

Dan is joined by comedian Helen Bauer, and they discuss the people and things she'd hate to be stuck on... more

HOLY MOLY. We've done 20 of these and you're still emailing in. I'm as surprised as you are. James' audio... more

Dan is joined by comedian, writer and podcaster Alexandra Haddow, and they discuss a lot of people and things that... more

It's another instalment of Top of the Cocks, to keep you going whilst James and Dan sort their shit out... more

It's a mother-flipping clip show, as James and Dan have been snowed under with grown up shit that they're unable... more

Dan sits down to talk with Michellin-starred chef Tom Brown, owner of the Cornerstone restaurant in London, and cook up... more

Back once again for the renegade master, D4 damager, power to the people. Back once again for the renegade master,... more

Dan is joined by comedian Russell Hicks, to discuss the worst people and things to be stuck on a desert... more

James and Dan sat down (in separate places), picked out a load of suggestions for dicks that you sent us,... more

Comedian, actress and writer Ria Lina joins Dan to share who and what she'd hate to be stuck with on... more

Some of the funniest moments from the podcast so far! We plan to do more of these so let us... more

The very wonderful Tiff Stevenson joined Dan to talk about the worst people and things to be stuck with on... more

Yes this one's a bit longer, I'm tired and it's late. It would have been shorter but Dan surprised me... more

Dan is joined by the comedian Slim, to share who and what he would hate to be stuck with on... more

150th episode of the podcast! We didn't realise and so planned absolutely nothing and so here we present to you... more

Dan is joined by writer, actor and team captain on the Do The Right Thing podcast, to share who and... more

How we've managed to do 15 of these I will never know but here we are! Another vintage episode Thank... more

It's an international Dicks, as comedian Laura Davis joins Dan all the way from New Zealand, to put together the... more

Happy(ish) New Year to you all not a lot to say other than Dick Dick Dicky Dick Dick, Dick Dick... more

Comedian Thanyia Moore joins Dan to share who and what she'd hate to be stuck with on a desert island.... more

On of the most popular guests of 2020, Dane Baptiste joins us once again, this time to tell us all... more

MERRY FUCKING CHRISTMAS - ya filthy animals Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information. Learn more about your ad choices.... more

Well we've only gone and got Skin from Skunk Anansie to come on the podcast to tell Dan all about... more

As we near the end of the year the dicks get a bit christmassy! Plus there's talk of being right... more

Comedian Sooz Kempner joins Dan to discuss the worst people and things to be stuck with on an island, and... more

MORE DICKS. And then some more dicks. Then some Christmas themed dicks. ENJOY. Submit yours dickspod.com/contact Hosted on Acast. See... more

Radio host, broadcaster and Fun House legend Pat Sharp joins Dan to talk about the worst people and things to... more

How the holy hell have we managed to do 10 of these! What is this nonsense? What is time? And... more

Comedian Sindhu Vee joins Dan to discuss the worst people and things to be stuck on an island with. She's... more

We've had a great week here on Desert Island Dicks and what better way to top it off then with... more

Dan is joined by journalist, writer, broadcaster and musician Jay Rayner, to discuss the worst people and things in the... more

You have sent us your dicks and James and Dan put those dicks in their eyes, they then push those... more

Writer and Journalist Joel Golby joins Dan via a computer to talk about all the worst people and things he... more

Dicks, dicks and more dicks. Dicks aplenty in this podcast. Thank you for your submissions - keep them coming dickspod.com/contact... more

Josh Jones is a comedian. That means he's funny. And thats why he makes a great guest on this podcast,... more

Back once again with another bag of dicks ready to unleash upon the world. PLUS! Back by popular demand, James'... more

Edinburgh award-winning comedian Jordan Brookes joins Dan to discuss all that is crap in this world. Well, not everything, but... more

Some outstanding choice for the island this week from YOU the listeners! PLUS Star of Desert Island Dicks 50th episode... more

Comedian Marlon Davis chats to Dan about the worst people and things to be stuck on an island with. And... more

YOUR DICKS - revealed to the world. Submit yours now dickspod.com/contact Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information. Learn more... more

Musician and beatboxer extraordinaire Darren Foreman, better known as Beardyman, joins Dan to discuss all that is frightful and wrong,... more

The dicks have come in! And Dan and James dish them back out. Submit yours today to dickspod.com/contact Hosted on... more

Joanne McNally joins Dan to discuss all that would be truly awful for her to share a desert island with.... more

No one hated it enough to tell us to stop and so here we are with episode 2 of Compact... more

Dom Joly joins us to choose who and what would annoy him most to be stuck on a desert island... more

YOU have chosen your dicks and we are reading them back to you in podcast form! Welcome to Compact Dicks... more

Actor and comedian Marcus Brigstocke joins Dan to talk about the worst people and things to be stuck on an... more

Comedian Mo Omar joins Dan to share who and what he'd hate to be stuck with on a desert island.... more

Might Delete Later podcast's Stevie Martin and Gina Martin join Dan to discuss the worst people and things to be... more

Comedian Jamali Maddix joins Dan to share who and what he'd hate to be stuck with on a desert island.... more

The Chase's very own Vixen, Jenny Ryan joins Dan today to share her feelings about who and what would be... more

Gossipmonger and Chat Room Enterer, Poppy Hillstead joins Dan to discuss the worst people and things to be stuck with... more

Comedian Josh Weller joins Dan to talk all about which people and things he finds to be the biggest dicks,... more

Comedian Cally Beaton joins Dan to share who and what she'd hate to be stuck with on a desert island.... more

NEIL FROM THE YOUNG ONES! Actor, comedian, novelist and playwright, Nigel Planer joins Dan to share who and what he'd... more

Celebrity Gogglebox's Babatunde Aleshe joins Dan to share who and what he'd hate to be stuck with on a desert... more

TV & Radio presenter and DJ, Bobby Friction joins Dan to share who and what he'd hate to be stuck... more

Actor, writer and comedian Tim Renkow joins Dan to share whoa dn what he'd hate to be stuck with on... more

Comedian Dane Baptiste joins Dan to share who and what he'd hate to be stuck with on a desert island.... more

Editor of Vice UK, Zing Tsjeng joins us to let us know the worst people and things to be stuck... more

Stand-up comedian and writer Jo Caulfield joins Dan to share who and what she'd hate to be stuck with on... more

Comedian Laura Smyth joins us to share who and what she'd hate to be stuck with on a desert island.... more

Radio 1's Jordan North and the UK's leading etiquette expert William Hanson, host the excellent 'Help I Sexted My Boss'... more

Comedian Kae Kurd joins Dan to share who and what he'd hate to be stuck with on a desert island.... more

Comedian Tony Law joins Dan to share who and what he'd hate to be stuck with on a desert island.... more

We've hit 100 episodes of the podcast! Joining us to share their Desert Island Dicks and mark the occasion is... more

Comedian and writer Maisie Adam joins us to share who and what she'd hate to be stuck with on a... more

Musical comedy duo, Nicola and Rosie Dempsey AKA Flo & Joan, join Dan to share who and what they'd hate... more

Comedian Rajiv Karia joins us to share who and what he'd hate to be stuck with on a desert island.... more

Guardian journalist and author Stuart Heritage joins Dan to share who and what he'd hate to be stuck with on... more

Hosts of Drunk Women Solving Crime podcast; Taylor Gleen, Catie Wilkins and Hannah George join Dan to share who and... more

Ru Paul's Drag Race UK star, Divina de Campo joins Dan to share who and would hate to be stuck... more

Comedian and podcaster Alice Fraser joins Dan to share who and what she'd hate to be stuck with on a... more

Comedian Alison Spittle joins Dan to share who and what she'd hate to be stuck with on a desert island.... more

My Mate Bought A Toaster's own Tom Price joins Dan to share who and what he'd hate to be stuck... more

The Mash Report's very own Steve N Allen joins us to share who and what he'd hate to be stuck... more

Comedian Olga Koch joins Dan to share who and what she'd hate to be marooned with on a desert island...... more

Comedian, writer, broadcaster and podcaster, Jon Holmes joins Dan to share who and what he'd hate to be stuck with... more

Dan Benedictus is the saviour! "Who!?", you may ask. He was my guest for the very first episode of the... more