The Totally Football Show with James Richardson

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 Mar 16, 2023


 Mar 12, 2023
Cmon.. It's AC Jimbo

nah
 Feb 5, 2023
so much gambling advertising, where's your standards?

David
 Oct 29, 2022
Comfortably the best football podcast, particularly for regular watchers of English football, but also the European edition is absolutely brilliant. James Richardson an immense presenter, and so many good pundits/writers as well. Perfection

Pete
 Dec 7, 2021
Switched latest episode off due to the way Newcastle win was briefly mentioned in a stuck up arsey way by all pundits... New owners that means we might, in a decade threaten the top 6 means we dont deserve to be discussed anymore. Jimbo was my favourite but he and his up their own colleagues shall no longer grace my speakers

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James Richardson and Team Totally are here three times a week with all the football news you need to know - and plenty that you don’t. On Monday, we review all the weekend’s action. On Tuesday, it’s the Euro crew with James Horncastle and Raphael Honigstein looking at matters across the continent. And on Thursday, Duncan Alexander brings the silliness and numbers.

Episode Date
Will Rice and Havertz make the difference for Arsenal against City?
Mar 28, 2024
Does Rice need help for England, are Germany back and can Wales do it again?
Mar 24, 2024
England v Brazil, Euro 24 play-offs and that Forest points deduction
Mar 21, 2024
Barcelona’s phenomenal week and what has happened to Juventus?
Mar 19, 2024
Man United edge an FA Cup classic and join Coventry, Chelsea and Man City in the FA Cup semi finals
Mar 18, 2024
Arsenal show their steel and Man United look to save their season against Liverpool
Mar 14, 2024
Big Champions League week for Barcelona and Inzaghi’s irresistible Inter
Mar 12, 2024
Liverpool and Man City battle to epic draw as Havertz heads Arsenal top
Mar 11, 2024
Klopp v Pep for the last time at Anfield, plus the worst teams in Premier League history
Mar 07, 2024
Pedri’s injury nightmare, and are Leverkusen home and dry?
Mar 05, 2024
City dominate United in the derby while Liverpool leave it very late at Forest
Mar 04, 2024
Thrilling City ready for Manchester derby as Everton points reprieve piles on pressure at the bottom
Feb 29, 2024
Enrique shows Mbappe who’s boss as De Rossi’s Roma continue to roar
Feb 27, 2024
Klopp DNA leads Liverpool to the League Cup, plus we applaud Arsenal and salute Silva
Feb 26, 2024
Stretched Liverpool take on Chelsea at Wembley, while Arsenal rue lack of depth in Porto
Feb 22, 2024
Bayern beaten again as Napoli and Barcelona try to save their seasons
Feb 20, 2024
Liverpool and Arsenal capitalise on City's rare slip up
Feb 19, 2024
Can flakey Chelsea go toe to toe with Man City again?
Feb 15, 2024
Lifeless Bayern and red-hot Real Madrid get set for the Champions League
Feb 13, 2024
Supreme Arsenal stick six past Moyes’s Hammers
Feb 12, 2024
Arsenal test title credentials at West Ham, plus a fitting final at AFCON
Feb 08, 2024
Inter seize control of Serie A, with the top two set to clash in Spain and Germany
Feb 06, 2024
Liverpool lose their heads at Arsenal while Chelsea fans finally lose patience
Feb 05, 2024
Brand new Liverpool head to Arsenal and why smart Luton battered Brighton
Feb 01, 2024
Why Xavi reached breaking point at Barcelona, plus Inter Juve looms large
Jan 30, 2024
Klopp leaving Liverpool and the miracle of Maidstone
Jan 29, 2024
Man City confront Spurs hoodoo in the FA Cup while Chelsea romp to League Cup final with Liverpool
Jan 25, 2024
Leverkusen extend their lead and Juventus go top of Serie A
Jan 23, 2024
Liverpool stepping up without Salah and why Palace need to act now
Jan 22, 2024
Liverpool do battle at Bournemouth as Henderson hotfoots it from Saudi Arabia
Jan 18, 2024
Mourinho gets sacked by Roma while Barcelona get thrashed by Real
Jan 16, 2024
De Bruyne is back, while Spurs battle back at Man United
Jan 15, 2024
Chelsea in trouble, Man United v Spurs and AFCON previewed
Jan 11, 2024
Another Napoli crisis and the renovation of Real Madrid
Jan 09, 2024
Arsenal’s season needs saving as Liverpool, Newcastle & Maidstone enjoy their FA Cup weekend
Jan 08, 2024
Sunderland v Newcastle & Arsenal v Liverpool headline the FA Cup 3rd round
Jan 04, 2024
Sancho and the transfer scene around Europe
Jan 03, 2024
How will Liverpool cope without Salah and what's happened to Arsenal?
Jan 02, 2024
Arsenal face title test at Anfield, as Nuno replaces Cooper at Forest
Dec 20, 2023
Champions League draw reaction, as Spanish managers continue to thrive
Dec 19, 2023
What’s happening with Man City? And why aren’t Liverpool’s frontline clicking?
Dec 18, 2023
Newcastle and Man United crash out of Europe, as ten Hag's team travel to Anfield
Dec 14, 2023
Big week for PSG in the Champions League and a big win for Girona at Barcelona
Dec 12, 2023
More misery for Man United & Chelsea - but hats off to Emery, Iraola & Dyche
Dec 11, 2023
Villa vanquish Man City - can they do the same to Arsenal?
Dec 07, 2023
Euro 2024 draw and statement wins for Inter and Barcelona
Dec 05, 2023
Ange’s absolute vindication as Spurs draw 3-3 at Man City
Dec 04, 2023
Man United's Champions League chaos and Man City's bogey team Tottenham
Nov 30, 2023
Can Newcastle upset PSG again and can Leverkusen be stopped?
Nov 28, 2023
Liverpool’s big point at Man City, Chelsea’s dreadful defence and Garnacho’s goal
Nov 27, 2023
Man City take on Liverpool and angry Everton host Man United
Nov 23, 2023
Everton’s 10-point deduction and Qatar one year on
Nov 20, 2023
Road to Euro 2024 - Italy must win, Republic of Ireland must lose
Nov 16, 2023
Napoli sack Rudi García, Leverkusen flying and PSG back on top
Nov 14, 2023
Chelsea and Man City serve up a Premier League classic
Nov 13, 2023
Man United beaten in Copenhagen and Spurs lose to Chelsea - the most chaotic week of the season
Nov 09, 2023
King Kane reigns supreme while it’s crunch time for Milan in the Champions League
Nov 07, 2023
Diaz levels for Liverpool as Arteta’s Arsenal slip up at St James’s
Nov 06, 2023
Man United get walloped, Pochettino returns to Spurs and Emery celebrates a year at Villa
Nov 02, 2023
An incredible weekend for Bellingham & Kane, a bad weekend for Ligue 1
Oct 31, 2023
Man City outclass Man United, as Tottenham’s remarkable season continues
Oct 30, 2023
The Manchester derby, the Raya-Ramsdale debate and Everton’s possible points loss
Oct 26, 2023
Boring Barcelona, durable Dortmund and Champions League matchday 3
Oct 24, 2023
Chelsea surprise Arsenal as Emery's Villa hammer the Hammers
Oct 22, 2023
Liverpool v Everton, Chelsea v Arsenal, Pep v De Zerbi and Bellingham v Italy
Oct 19, 2023
Scotland qualify, Wales win big, England host Italy & Ratcliffe makes his Man United move
Oct 16, 2023
Rooney, Hazard, Messi and more on your international break pod
Oct 12, 2023
Bellingham, Guirassy and Fiorentina hit new heights
Oct 09, 2023
Arsenal snatch massive win over Man City, but Tottenham top the table
Oct 08, 2023
Newcastle hammer PSG, Man United wilt again and Arsenal try to master Man City
Oct 05, 2023
Napoli on fire in time for Real Madrid, while PSG head to St James’ Park
Oct 02, 2023
Big wins for Wolves, Villa & Luton, and a big defeat for VAR at Spurs-Liverpool
Oct 01, 2023
Liverpool take the Tottenham test, the Osimhen affair and the WSL returns
Sep 28, 2023
Atletico win the derby, PSG win Le Classique and Girona and Brest face the cotton test
Sep 26, 2023
Spurs impress at Arsenal, Everton win at last and the Blades are beaten 8-0
Sep 25, 2023
Man United bruised by Bayern, now get set for a dazzling derby in North London
Sep 21, 2023
The Champions League returns while Alonso and Vlahovic show their value
Sep 19, 2023
Brighton outclass Man United, as Arsenal edge past uninspired Everton
Sep 17, 2023
Will Arsenal lose at Goodison again? Will Man United lose to Brighton again?
Sep 14, 2023
Flick fired as Germany manager while Scotland look well set for Southgate’s England
Sep 10, 2023
Henderson, Scotland and Brazil - the international break is here
Sep 07, 2023
Bellingham love affair continues while it’s worrying times for Dortmund, Roma and Lyon
Sep 05, 2023
Arsenal show their personality, with Son, Ferguson and Sancho also in the headlines
Sep 04, 2023
Arsenal battle Man United, fun Villa head to Anfield and Luton’s big night arrives
Aug 31, 2023
Lukaku reunites with Mourinho, Yamal lights up La Liga and Pulisic does it again
Aug 29, 2023
Liverpool and West Ham defy the odds as Everton stay rock bottom
Aug 27, 2023
Liverpool’s defence to be tested at Newcastle, as a basement battle looms at Goodison
Aug 24, 2023
Dream debuts for Kane and Pulisic as Lyon endure nightmare start
Aug 22, 2023
Spain pip England to World Cup glory, while Tottenham get their club back
Aug 21, 2023
Can Newcastle finally win at the Etihad? Can the Lionesses become world champions?
Aug 17, 2023
Mbappe stays, Kane & Bellingham debut and Serie A returns
Aug 15, 2023
Chelsea look refreshed while Newcastle look relentless
Aug 13, 2023
Previewing the Premier League season - will it contain Kane?
Aug 10, 2023
England through, Arsenal victorious and the state of Liverpool
Aug 07, 2023
Kane, Buffon and the return of the EFL
Aug 03, 2023
Saudi money and some transformative transfers in the Premier League
Aug 01, 2023
Introducing... The Daily Football Briefing
Jul 19, 2023
What to expect from the Totally Football Show
Jul 08, 2023
Silvio Berlusconi part 2: The Bunga Bunga years
Jun 13, 2023
Silvio Berlusconi part 1: The man who made Milan
Jun 13, 2023
Man City win the Champions League in Istanbul as the 22-23 season comes to an end
Jun 12, 2023
The Inter Totally Final - Producer Charlie Vs Tom Williams
Jun 09, 2023
West Ham European champions in Prague, Postecoglou appointed by Spurs and Inter stand in the way of City treble
Jun 08, 2023
City beat Man Utd to the FA Cup with two Gündoğan vollies and West Ham attempt The Italian Job in Prague
Jun 05, 2023
Sevilla win their 7th Europa League, Manchester Derby in the FA Cup Final and Wednesday promoted
Jun 01, 2023
Dortmund blow the Bundesliga. Will Mourinho leave Roma with the Europa League trophy?
May 30, 2023
Goodbye Leeds and Leicester, hello Luton
May 29, 2023
Who will be in the Premier League next season?
May 25, 2023
Vinicius, Juventus and Dortmund on the brink of the Bundesliga
May 23, 2023
Man City are champions, Forest are safe and Brighton are in Europe
May 22, 2023
Man City’s catharsis, Toney’s ban and Kane’s future
May 18, 2023
Barcelona win La Liga, Bayern and Dortmund win big and a big semi-final week in Europe
May 16, 2023
Brighton end Arsenal’s title hopes and Pochettino gets set for Chelsea
May 15, 2023
Man City battle back at the Bernabeu. What next at Goodison?
May 11, 2023
Everton and Forest find some goals and a way out of the bottom three
May 09, 2023
Guardiola looking to banish memories of Bernabeu bedlam
May 08, 2023
Big Sam’s return, Haaland’s record and Lampard’s future
May 04, 2023
PSG embarrassed again, Bayern back on top and Napoli nearly champions
May 02, 2023
Calling out Klopp, applauding Alvarez and asking what next for Kane and Hodgson?
May 01, 2023
Man City school Arsenal, while Chelsea are just sad to watch
Apr 27, 2023
Juventus get their points back but Bayern Munich are breaking down
Apr 25, 2023
The Manchester cup final is coming, Man City Arsenal is here and Spurs are sinking fast
Apr 24, 2023
Milan clubs set up a semi-final. Will we see an all Manchester FA Cup final?
Apr 20, 2023
Chelsea’s last chance, Inter’s last dance and PSG’ s manager hunt set to advance?
Apr 18, 2023
Bigging up Bournemouth and Brighton, as complacency costs Arsenal
Apr 17, 2023
Pep’s proper football beats Bayern as lethargic Leicester look to Smith
Apr 13, 2023
Calcio is back, Champions League returns but where have all the goal scorers gone?
Apr 11, 2023
Haaland, Hodgson and a hell of a game at Anfield
Apr 10, 2023
Frank Lampard’s Chelsea and Arsenal’s Anfield acid test
Apr 06, 2023
More misery for Messi at PSG. And lads…it’s Dortmund
Apr 04, 2023
Chelsea part ways with Potter, as Leicester release Rodgers
Apr 03, 2023
Man City v Liverpool, Newcastle v Man United and Luton v Watford
Mar 30, 2023
Conte gets canned by Spurs as Bayern turn to Tuchel
Mar 27, 2023
Hello international break, farewell Mesut Ozil
Mar 23, 2023
Dortmund top, Rome derby boils over and Feyenoord flying
Mar 21, 2023
Conte tears into Tottenham as Palace get ready for Roy return
Mar 20, 2023
Napoli, Grimsby and what do Liverpool want to be?
Mar 16, 2023
Real Madrid’s big week and Galatasaray’s record streak
Mar 14, 2023
Trossard transforming Arsenal, Liverpool’s away day woe and who’s going down?
Mar 13, 2023
Tottenham’s dire Champions League exit and Potter’s fresh start at Chelsea
Mar 09, 2023
Will Bayern keep Mbappe at bay? Will Sevilla and Valencia go down?
Mar 07, 2023
Liverpool 7-0 Man United and that Reiss Nelson moment
Mar 06, 2023
Grimsby in the FA Cup quarters, Spurs chopped by the Blades, Arsenal go 5 points clear, Fulham's incredible campaign and a look ahead to the weekend's fixtures
Mar 02, 2023
PSG pull away, Dortmund and Bayern level pegging, La Liga top 4 all drop points and Milan and Inter battle for second
Feb 28, 2023
Man United ease to League Cup victory, more blues at the Bridge, City and Arsenal both win and 6 points for Javi Gracia's Leeds
Feb 27, 2023
Liverpool hit for 5 but going for top 4, City struggling away and the Carabao Cup final awaits
Feb 23, 2023
All tied in the Bundesliga, Napoli cruising, chaotic PSG leave it late and off-field unrest at Barca
Feb 21, 2023
Arsenal leave it late and City drop points as Man Utd bids come in and Potters Chelsea can't score
Feb 20, 2023
City beat Arsenal and go top, Chelsea and Spurs lose in the Champions League and the Premier League preview
Feb 16, 2023
Champions League returns with PSG problems and Spurs and Milan unpredictable, whilst Real Madrid win yet another trophy
Feb 14, 2023
City win and Arsenal draw ahead of their midweek clash, Nathan Jones goes and Champions League returns
Feb 13, 2023
A rollercoaster week for Leeds, City lawyer up, Liverpool search for a spark in the Derby and Arsenal host Brentford
Feb 09, 2023
Bayern back to winning ways, Inter win the derby as Napoli go clear, Marseille beaten at home and Mallorca beat Madrid
Feb 07, 2023
Man City accused of breaking financial rules as they lose to record breaking Kane, Dyche debut win and Liverpool thrashed again
Feb 06, 2023
Record spending in the transfer window, Arsenal on Mersey for Dyche's debut and Spurs take on Man City
Feb 02, 2023
Madrid and PSG drop points, a title race in Germany and Milan's Malaise
Jan 31, 2023
Brighton best Liverpool again and Dyche rocks up at Everton
Jan 30, 2023
Pure Clichés: The Language of Football
Jan 29, 2023
Wrexham in the spotlight, Guardiola versus Arteta and are Man United & Newcastle Wembley-bound?
Jan 26, 2023
Juventus deducted 15 points and the Bundesliga’s back with a bang
Jan 24, 2023
Another big test passed by Arsenal but Man City are stirring
Jan 23, 2023
Arsenal v Man Utd is big again, plus Klopp’s landmark date with Chelsea
Jan 19, 2023
Napoli race clear but could we see title races in France & Germany?
Jan 17, 2023
Arsenal swagger past Spurs - is the Man City Liverpool era coming to an end?
Jan 16, 2023
Saints stun City, ahead of Manchester and North London derby weekend
Jan 12, 2023
Felix on his way, Deschamps set to stay and Bale calls it a day
Jan 10, 2023
Wolves cry foul while Potter needs patience
Jan 09, 2023
FA Cup awaits for Liverpool, Everton and the crisis clubs
Jan 05, 2023
Parker pops up at Brugge, PSG lose and Serie A returns
Jan 03, 2023
What is Arsenal’s weakness and what has happened to Spurs?
Jan 02, 2023
A Feast of Festive Football
Dec 29, 2022
Welcome back, Premier League
Dec 21, 2022
Messi and Argentina win the best World Cup final ever
Dec 19, 2022
Totally Tifo - World Cup final preview
Dec 15, 2022
France destroy Morocco’s dreams, thanks to the evolution of Griezmann
Dec 15, 2022
It's the Messi Show - Argentina are in the final
Dec 14, 2022
England exit but show signs of progress as Morocco make the semi-finals
Dec 11, 2022
Netherlands Argentina madness, Slaven Bilic stops by and England France is 50/50
Dec 10, 2022
Morocco make history as rampant Ramos replaces Ronaldo
Dec 07, 2022
Brazil blitz South Korea as Croatia creak past Japan
Dec 06, 2022
England see off Senegal to tee up tie with world champions France
Dec 05, 2022
The Netherlands turn up as the USA exit, and Demba Ba on England-Senegal
Dec 04, 2022
South Korea go through, Uruguay and Ghana go home, the Swiss succeed against Serbia
Dec 03, 2022
Japan go through, Germany go home, Croatia crack on
Dec 02, 2022
Australia advance, Poland progress and Mexico come maddeningly close to qualifying
Dec 01, 2022
USA handle the pressure, England turn on the style and are Netherlands any good?
Nov 30, 2022
Brazil bypass Switzerland, Ghana get away from South Korea and Portugal pass Uruguay
Nov 29, 2022
Canada crash out, Morocco make waves and Fullkrug the fulcrum for Germany?
Nov 28, 2022
Messi, Mbappe, maybe for Australia and maybe not for Germany?
Nov 27, 2022
USA & Iran set up crunch clash, Qatar crash out and where were Foden, Bale & Ramsey?
Nov 26, 2022
Brazil beat Serbia and Portugal Siiiuuurvive Ghana comeback
Nov 25, 2022
Japan shock Germany and Spain smash Costa Rica
Nov 24, 2022
Saudi Arabia enjoy their greatest day - can Canada follow suit?
Nov 23, 2022
A heartening and a disheartening day for England and Wales
Nov 22, 2022
Qatar confusingly rubbish, and can dumb USA outsmart Wales?
Nov 20, 2022
World Cup preview - Groups E to H
Nov 17, 2022
World Cup preview with Mauricio Pochettino: Groups C & D
Nov 17, 2022
World Cup preview with Mauricio Pochettino: Groups A & B
Nov 16, 2022
Mourinho betrayed, Union thrashed and the lack of violence in La Liga
Nov 15, 2022
Ronaldo, resurgent Rodgers and the brilliance of Brentford
Nov 14, 2022
Introducing... Away From Home
Nov 13, 2022
Maddison makes it to the World Cup, not now League Cup and Burnley-Blackburn
Nov 10, 2022
Pique calls it a day, PSG v Bayern and the Shakhtar story
Nov 08, 2022
All hail Howe, Emery and Arteta as Saints search for a saviour
Nov 07, 2022
Sluggish Spurs, brilliant Benfica and Auba v Arteta
Nov 03, 2022
Napoli’s worlds to conquer, Simeone’s decline and Europe’s baldest leagues
Nov 01, 2022
Potter out-Pottered, the remarkable Rashford and Tottenham’s final in France
Oct 31, 2022
Big losses for Barca, agony for Atleti and Potter returns to Brighton
Oct 27, 2022
Mesmerising Messi, self-deprecating Sarri and exiting Emery
Oct 25, 2022
Discontent at Wolves, Leeds and Spurs, while Villa get their groove back
Oct 24, 2022
Man United reach Zone 14, Conte’s drab Spurs and Arsenal batter Lyon
Oct 20, 2022
Good week for Benzema & Berlin, bad week for Xavi & Xabi
Oct 18, 2022
Liverpool’s return, Kepa’s comeback and Arsenal as accidental champions
Oct 17, 2022
More Mbappe melodrama, Barca-Inter, Liverpool-City and what happened to Juventus?
Oct 13, 2022
Nagelsmann’s naivety, Mbappe’s pivot and Xabi’s smart start
Oct 11, 2022
Should Liverpool have sold Salah? Are Wolves doomed? Can Brazil be stopped?
Oct 10, 2022
Arsenal favourites against Liverpool, Napoli, Maddison and the best kick-off times
Oct 06, 2022
Inzaghi under pressure and why are there so many goals in the Bundesliga?
Oct 04, 2022
Arsenal’s school of hard knocks and Mannequin United
Oct 03, 2022
Can Tottenham go top? Can United halt Haaland & De Bruyne?
Sep 29, 2022
World Cup state of play – can anyone beat France but France?
Sep 27, 2022
Beyond understanding Southgate, and the challenges posed by Iran and Qatar
Sep 26, 2022
Relegation beckons for England and Wales, plus a huge weekend in the WSL
Sep 22, 2022
Marred Madrid derby, Monza, Mane and more red cards in France
Sep 20, 2022
Managerial change at Brighton – more to follow at Leicester, Forest and Brentford?
Sep 19, 2022
Patience for Potter, hero Haaland and Conte’s conundrum
Sep 15, 2022
Juventus get ugly, as Lewandowski heads back to Bayern
Sep 13, 2022
Who next for Brighton and what next for Liverpool?
Sep 12, 2022
PhenomeNapoli, world-record Walsh and Potter set for Stamford Bridge
Sep 08, 2022
The Champions League returns. But what’s going on at Freiburg and Sevilla?
Sep 06, 2022
Ten Hag getting everything right and why VAR was always a bad idea
Sep 05, 2022
Merseyside derby, Chelsea's struggles and Haaland the heel
Sep 01, 2022
Pogba family drama and the Griezmann conundrum
Aug 30, 2022
Arsenal’s joy, Liverpool’s 9-0 and Potter’s future
Aug 29, 2022
Champions League group stage draw - nobody wants to go to paradise
Aug 26, 2022
Saluting Rangers, Iwobi and Isak, puzzled by Van Dijk and Gordon
Aug 25, 2022
Another PSG blitz and new ways of Dortmunding
Aug 23, 2022
Major Leeds Soccer, plus can Casemiro fix United?
Aug 22, 2022
Man Utd v Liverpool a foregone conclusion? And ranking Forest signings
Aug 18, 2022
Mbappe v Neymar and major Musiala hype
Aug 16, 2022
Frank’s masterclass mullers Man United, plus Arsenal as Andy Murray
Aug 15, 2022
Alan Shearer on 30 years of the Premier League
Aug 15, 2022
It's the Gerrard Lampard debate (not that one)
Aug 11, 2022
Messi’s happy, but Lewandowski’s forgotten
Aug 09, 2022
Brighton’s brains over brawn, while Man City scare us all
Aug 08, 2022
Haaland, Ronaldo, Mitrovic and more – opening day is upon us
Aug 04, 2022
Premier League season preview 22/23
Aug 02, 2022
Game-changing England and game-changing Nuñez
Aug 01, 2022
It’s England v Germany and the return of the EFL
Jul 28, 2022
Six second clips
Jul 25, 2022
Best smothered in maple syrup
Jul 21, 2022
Born with that scream inside me
Jul 18, 2022
Oh No Zinedine
Jul 14, 2022
Brilliantly White Horses
Jul 11, 2022
God of justice
Jul 07, 2022
The romantic choice
Jul 04, 2022
Strengthening positions of strength
Jun 30, 2022
A Happy Lion
Jun 28, 2022
Even long shots make it
Jun 23, 2022
Terms of engagement
Jun 20, 2022
Lambs in the spring
Jun 16, 2022
New knees
Jun 13, 2022
Reasonably interesting guy
May 30, 2022
All glamour, no clamour
May 26, 2022
We have taken their masks off
May 23, 2022
Moats with crocodiles
May 23, 2022
New manager osmosis
May 20, 2022
Schrödinger's equality
May 19, 2022
Hope arising
May 16, 2022
The neuro eleven
May 16, 2022
Fanboy hornet’s nest
May 13, 2022
The Inter Totally Cup Final 2022
May 12, 2022
Someone’s crying my Lord
May 09, 2022
The curse of neologism
May 09, 2022
Mad match too
May 05, 2022
Cup of losers
May 02, 2022
Something of the undead
May 02, 2022
Club reveal new manoeuvre
Apr 28, 2022
It’s them again
Apr 25, 2022
Throwing the keys down the drain
Apr 25, 2022
Down bad
Apr 21, 2022
Strong against the weak
Apr 18, 2022
Space time
Apr 18, 2022
I will not learn
Apr 14, 2022
The place where amazing happens
Apr 11, 2022
He means pavement
Apr 11, 2022
Festival of the damned
Apr 07, 2022
How do you slow down a Ferrari?
Apr 04, 2022
Mulled wine craze
Apr 04, 2022
Gucci towel on a private beach
Mar 31, 2022
Prime nobody territory
Mar 28, 2022
Jollof and everything in between
Mar 24, 2022
Fotheringham Day
Mar 21, 2022
Classic batting collapse
Mar 21, 2022
Cracks appearing
Mar 17, 2022
Knife between their teeth
Mar 14, 2022
Dirty protest
Mar 14, 2022
Absolute shipwreck
Mar 10, 2022
Hips don’t lie
Mar 08, 2022
On the train up to a stag do eyes
Mar 07, 2022
Birmingham Baggio
Mar 03, 2022
Eight-dimensional chess
Feb 28, 2022
The man made me write it
Feb 28, 2022
Jimbo on Football Clichés!
Feb 25, 2022
Counterfeit cigarette salesmen
Feb 24, 2022
The magic beans they sold the cow for
Feb 21, 2022
Pleasant unpleasantness
Feb 21, 2022
Soldado special
Feb 17, 2022
If Bayern allows it
Feb 14, 2022
Internonticental
Feb 14, 2022
Barging the expert out the way
Feb 10, 2022
Under 19 level
Feb 07, 2022
King of the shenanigans
Feb 07, 2022
The new net spend
Feb 03, 2022
Spectacularity
Jan 31, 2022
Ever ever
Jan 27, 2022
Cut the fig
Jan 24, 2022
A reality that wasn’t there
Jan 24, 2022
Flabby midsection
Jan 20, 2022
Used car salesman
Jan 17, 2022
Greetings fellow kids
Jan 17, 2022
There’s no decimal place in football
Jan 13, 2022
An assault on the rulebook
Jan 10, 2022
Three small little claps
Jan 10, 2022
That’s where the devil lives
Jan 06, 2022
Magic cupboard
Jan 03, 2022
When the mill shuts
Dec 30, 2021
Team Segway
Dec 27, 2021
The evolution of strength
Dec 23, 2021
Invisible friend
Dec 20, 2021
Apocalypse cockroach
Dec 20, 2021
Desperate karmic reach
Dec 16, 2021
Liam The Dream
Dec 13, 2021
Performance of nothingness
Dec 13, 2021
Little bridge, big bridge
Dec 09, 2021
Shambling relic
Dec 06, 2021
That incompetence very much can continue
Dec 06, 2021
And that pint is a pint of beer
Dec 02, 2021
Gesture of the umbrella
Nov 29, 2021
Disturbed by the lights
Nov 29, 2021
If football was mathematical
Nov 25, 2021
Dropping that knowledge bomb
Nov 22, 2021
Watch the energy crackle
Nov 22, 2021
Looking for 1p under a rug
Nov 18, 2021
Playing against holograms
Nov 15, 2021
A bloke saying some stuff about another bloke
Nov 11, 2021
Pyrrhic point
Nov 08, 2021
A stranger they had nothing in common with
Nov 08, 2021
Make history
Nov 04, 2021
Thumbs up guys
Nov 01, 2021
Shoots like a horse
Nov 01, 2021
You’ve all but eaten a worm
Oct 28, 2021
It’s not you, it’s me
Oct 25, 2021
Three handles
Oct 25, 2021
We’ve all got numbers
Oct 21, 2021
Don’t use the ovens
Oct 18, 2021
Collective flinch
Oct 18, 2021
Very expensive bay leaf
Oct 14, 2021
Arsene Wenger entered the chat
Oct 11, 2021
Cub Scout Clasico
Oct 07, 2021
Fashion week
Oct 04, 2021
Individual against system
Oct 04, 2021
Disillusioned Jedi
Sep 30, 2021
Great effort
Sep 27, 2021
Living heat map
Sep 27, 2021
Hot ref chat pot
Sep 23, 2021
Chafing might be an issue
Sep 20, 2021
German Neil Warnock
Sep 20, 2021
Heimlichs for everyone
Sep 16, 2021
There are no plasters left
Sep 14, 2021
Jobbing magician
Sep 13, 2021
Creeping flappiness
Sep 09, 2021
This is what football sounds like
Sep 07, 2021
Christmas only takes a day
Sep 06, 2021
Classic Como
Sep 02, 2021
All the Messis
Aug 31, 2021
Reheated soup
Aug 30, 2021
Watkings
Aug 26, 2021
Lassismo
Aug 24, 2021
To hell and back
Aug 23, 2021
Blue John caves
Aug 19, 2021
Fallen into the cauldron
Aug 17, 2021
Miss! Miss!
Aug 16, 2021
Starting to get the tingles
Aug 12, 2021
Not bitter, little bit disappointed
Aug 10, 2021
Power League style
Aug 09, 2021
It's The Totally Football Yearbook 2021!
Jul 19, 2021
Part bleeding but still handsome
Jul 12, 2021
Man scores volley
Jul 09, 2021
No root crops on the back pages
Jul 08, 2021
Wave of soppy emotion
Jul 07, 2021
Giddiness correspondent
Jul 04, 2021
DonnaSommer
Jul 03, 2021
Reliving Euro 2008 (the one without England)
Jul 01, 2021
Spiderman meme
Jun 30, 2021
Reduced to a screaming seven-year-old
Jun 29, 2021
I’ll bite my own hand
Jun 28, 2021
Rushing to the wrong fire
Jun 27, 2021
Reliving Euro 2004
Jun 24, 2021
Big club football
Jun 24, 2021
The buttock region
Jun 23, 2021
An Aldi own brand Pep Guardiola
Jun 22, 2021
Suit that doubles up as sportswear
Jun 20, 2021
Proper downer
Jun 20, 2021
Lucky for big blokes
Jun 19, 2021
Positive Scotland pants
Jun 18, 2021
A kick in the Zubkov
Jun 17, 2021
Coke cola
Jun 16, 2021
Binary solo
Jun 15, 2021
Contemplating the risky text
Jun 14, 2021
Traumatic and frantic
Jun 13, 2021
Paint rude images into nice images
Jun 12, 2021
Woo indeed
Jun 08, 2021
About to do a madness
Jun 07, 2021
Reliving Euro 96
Jun 02, 2021
In conversation with Pat Nevin
May 31, 2021
Five minutes into the future
May 30, 2021
Just call me
May 27, 2021
Narcotic levels
May 24, 2021
Virtual fireplace
May 24, 2021
Five different goalkeeper kits
May 20, 2021
Mosh pit ready
May 17, 2021
Tumbled down that escalator
May 17, 2021
You can’t outrun maths
May 13, 2021
The most beautiful club in the world
May 10, 2021
Table read
May 10, 2021
Transfers are the philosophy
May 06, 2021
Beef Cherki
May 03, 2021
Assembling the airplane in mid-air
May 03, 2021
Projected onto a bedsheet
Apr 29, 2021
Reverse Russian doll
Apr 26, 2021
Morass of shapeless football
Apr 26, 2021
Disappointing cut to the ground
Apr 22, 2021
When they all had the dagger
Apr 19, 2021
Creatively dull people
Apr 19, 2021
Tights from M & S
Apr 15, 2021
Serve chilled
Apr 12, 2021
Tyneside Tom Williams
Apr 11, 2021
The green zone
Apr 08, 2021
Renovate emotional memories
Apr 05, 2021
Tableau of losers
Apr 05, 2021
Shave twice a day
Apr 01, 2021
Incredibly haunted
Mar 29, 2021
Totally Football Show....coming up at lunch
Mar 28, 2021
Suburban retired dad
Mar 25, 2021
Benny Hill aura
Mar 23, 2021
A lively spot
Mar 22, 2021
Fun content, awful people
Mar 18, 2021
No more crocodiles to eat
Mar 16, 2021
You are alright. For you, this is nothing.
Mar 15, 2021
Colossus with feet of clay
Mar 11, 2021
Defeat is a part of success
Mar 08, 2021
World’s least subtle shoplifter
Mar 08, 2021
Steering into the skid
Mar 04, 2021
Fishy transaction
Mar 01, 2021
Cartoon musical notes
Mar 01, 2021
The limits of knowledge about football
Feb 25, 2021
Unconscious human traits
Feb 22, 2021
Everybody needs a little time away
Feb 22, 2021
Ultimate football destroyer
Feb 18, 2021
Your body’s passing you a bill
Feb 15, 2021
The world’s saddest victory parade
Feb 15, 2021
Gareth Bale's feelings
Feb 11, 2021
A blond robot with no feelings
Feb 09, 2021
This is dead. This is over
Feb 08, 2021
Interchangeable people from Northampton called Mike or Kevin
Feb 04, 2021
Seven shots on target
Feb 01, 2021
Caught in the squeeze
Feb 01, 2021
Extracting gold from rocks
Jan 28, 2021
So brief but so intense
Jan 26, 2021
Concede a goal to a coffee cup
Jan 25, 2021
Pathetic beyond adequate description
Jan 21, 2021
Like a flower put back in water
Jan 19, 2021
Chinny reckon
Jan 18, 2021
Battle of the sixes
Jan 14, 2021
Get home early
Jan 11, 2021
Bonfire night vibe
Jan 11, 2021
Charlie Bananas
Jan 07, 2021
Mainz set
Jan 05, 2021
Karl Power moment
Jan 04, 2021
Beautiful audacity
Dec 30, 2020
You can’t have too many Leos
Dec 28, 2020
Push the swag
Dec 21, 2020
Fallible, awkward, uncomfortable
Dec 21, 2020
Weasel eleven
Dec 17, 2020
I am the king of the capital
Dec 14, 2020
Ten points for a win
Dec 14, 2020
Be a terrible boyfriend
Dec 10, 2020
L’agence tous risques
Dec 07, 2020
Tough double whammy
Dec 07, 2020
Difficult atmosphere
Dec 03, 2020
Mirror image
Dec 01, 2020
Sepia tinted
Nov 30, 2020
Replacing St Paul
Nov 26, 2020
Monaco fan banter
Nov 23, 2020
Inside the actors studio
Nov 23, 2020
Existential red card
Nov 19, 2020
Finding Jack Charlton
Nov 16, 2020
High quality conversational value
Nov 16, 2020
Clean and fresh
Nov 11, 2020
Principle of ponytail
Nov 09, 2020
The little Frenchie
Nov 09, 2020
Wythenshawe’s gone now
Nov 05, 2020
Bielefeld denier
Nov 02, 2020
Consolation gol
Nov 02, 2020
It’s time for the big coat
Oct 29, 2020
Endemic stagnation
Oct 27, 2020
Official board games partner
Oct 26, 2020
Leaving your feet exposed
Oct 22, 2020
Pinball machine
Oct 19, 2020
Could he be any more prolific?
Oct 19, 2020
The domestication of hamsters
Oct 15, 2020
Wenger Unzipped
Oct 14, 2020
Hubris pie
Oct 11, 2020
Transmigration of souls
Oct 08, 2020
The integrity of the batter
Oct 06, 2020
Happy eyebrow
Oct 05, 2020
Reverse Goldilocks
Oct 01, 2020
One kicks and one bites
Sep 29, 2020
The Suarez future
Sep 28, 2020
Snakeskin shoes
Sep 24, 2020
Messi of the middle class
Sep 21, 2020
Demo version of FIFA
Sep 21, 2020
It’s jealousy, Rio
Sep 17, 2020
Money greedy piranha
Sep 14, 2020
Bone density
Sep 13, 2020
I never fell out of a tree
Sep 09, 2020
Arrow in the flesh
Sep 07, 2020
George Costanza style
Sep 06, 2020
Sometimes you just have to nail a Danish pastry
Sep 02, 2020
The common touch
Aug 30, 2020
Roll the loaded dice
Aug 24, 2020
The olive in the martini
Aug 22, 2020
Distinct Khal Drogo stylings
Aug 20, 2020
There's an omen looming
Aug 19, 2020
Not the face
Aug 18, 2020
Outstanding in their field
Aug 17, 2020
Too many vowels
Aug 16, 2020
Gary Neville against West Brom
Aug 15, 2020
Shouting in the middle of the ocean
Aug 14, 2020
A uniquely moist experience
Aug 12, 2020
Squirt emoji
Aug 12, 2020
Prince of trigonometry
Aug 11, 2020
Banking and smoking
Aug 09, 2020
Luxury Kevin Davies
Aug 08, 2020
Deliberate ego
Aug 07, 2020
Cooks you slowly
Aug 06, 2020
Non-original pirate material
Aug 02, 2020
Multi-goal ding-dong tussle
Jul 30, 2020
So it was all Pogba
Jul 27, 2020
Who’s laughing now?
Jul 27, 2020
Oh Kepa!
Jul 23, 2020
Fort Boyard
Jul 21, 2020
Culturally notorious
Jul 20, 2020
Like Sammy Kuffour
Jul 16, 2020
No camaraderie, no sweetness either
Jul 14, 2020
Backup for wooden barns
Jul 13, 2020
Control of the Stokenchurch bypass
Jul 09, 2020
They want a name on that bench
Jul 06, 2020
Dispensing tactical justice
Jul 06, 2020
Pep might wash his jet
Jul 02, 2020
Susceptible to a bit of flattery
Jun 29, 2020
Pied Piper march
Jun 29, 2020
And now it’s there
Jun 26, 2020
60 million pounds of nothing
Jun 25, 2020
Emotion escaping from somebody’s body
Jun 22, 2020
Beginning to age disgracefully
Jun 18, 2020
Blurry masses
Jun 15, 2020
Classic embarrassing move
Jun 11, 2020
Let’s just use teletext
Jun 07, 2020
Intellectual doping
Jun 04, 2020
The clang of modern football
May 31, 2020
Grass art maniac
May 28, 2020
Matching pink Ferraris
May 25, 2020
Sausage factory owner
May 21, 2020
Conglomerate striker
May 18, 2020
More centimetres to score
May 14, 2020
Football with broccoli
May 10, 2020
After 90 minutes of sheer hell
May 07, 2020
Get a Wim Jonk while you’re at it
May 03, 2020
Airplanes in the belly
Apr 30, 2020
Blobby In, Branfoot Out
Apr 26, 2020
Club of the humble
Apr 23, 2020
Current wine importer
Apr 19, 2020
The human can opener
Apr 16, 2020
Eight more votes than Theo Zagorakis
Apr 12, 2020
Snake power rankings
Apr 09, 2020
Division One rolled in glitter
Apr 05, 2020
Like a luxury Stewart Downing
Apr 02, 2020
Die Hard henchman
Mar 30, 2020
Dawn of the dour
Mar 29, 2020
Baked bean cake
Mar 26, 2020
Volcanic characters
Mar 24, 2020
I’m a butterfly, you’re worker ants
Mar 23, 2020
Pat Jennings’s oil filters
Mar 19, 2020
A few transfusions
Mar 17, 2020
Couldn’t defend for butter
Mar 16, 2020
Elongated Lionel Messi
Mar 12, 2020
Qatar karma
Mar 10, 2020
Clown running through a minefield
Mar 09, 2020
Siegfried Sassoon vibe
Mar 05, 2020
I’m not the midfielder you’re looking for
Mar 03, 2020
Defence and justice
Mar 02, 2020
Driving through the smoke
Feb 27, 2020
The most important of the least important things
Feb 25, 2020
An abject lack of responsibility
Feb 24, 2020
Niche beef
Feb 20, 2020
Full gas
Feb 18, 2020
Very particular about his black Diadoras
Feb 17, 2020
86 different pairs of shorts
Feb 13, 2020
Put him in the fridge
Feb 11, 2020
Gusty movements
Feb 09, 2020
Electric shock salsa
Feb 06, 2020
It makes a hell of a cocktail
Feb 04, 2020
Regrettable
Feb 03, 2020
A Hotel Babylon vibe
Jan 30, 2020
Mountaineering metaphors
Jan 28, 2020
His legs are human legs
Jan 27, 2020
Vortex of heritage
Jan 23, 2020
Like the T-Rex in Jurassic Park
Jan 21, 2020
Unserious football individual
Jan 20, 2020
Younger than Damon Albarn
Jan 16, 2020
When there is no structure, there’s chaos
Jan 14, 2020
The barrier to fun
Jan 13, 2020
Villain in a Playstation 3 game
Jan 09, 2020
We can’t have nice things, can we?
Jan 06, 2020
A joke football club run by clowns
Jan 02, 2020
Head canon
Dec 30, 2019
Quelled
Dec 27, 2019
Bring The Noise - Rafa Honigstein on Klopp
Dec 24, 2019
Their heads just fell off
Dec 23, 2019
Diet Pep? Sí
Dec 19, 2019
Schumacher + De Jong
Dec 17, 2019
Dog bites man
Dec 16, 2019
Economic stratification and an alpaca-walking rosette
Dec 12, 2019
We’ll need a big stick against this wolf
Dec 10, 2019
22:44
Dec 09, 2019
The Daddy, with special guest Jamie Carragher
Dec 05, 2019
Just push, Mrs Thuram
Dec 03, 2019
So cruel, so often
Dec 02, 2019
If it’s tomorrow where you are
Nov 28, 2019
The emotional piano
Nov 26, 2019
Kloppage time
Nov 25, 2019
Twinkling
Nov 21, 2019
The Poch putsch
Nov 20, 2019
A hibernating bear’s faecal plug
Nov 18, 2019
Sometimes you need that tension
Nov 14, 2019
He punches you right in the face for 90 minutes
Nov 12, 2019
Gazing on like sheep being herded up a field
Nov 11, 2019
Essentially like Phil Collins
Nov 07, 2019
They did a Niall Quinn
Nov 05, 2019
Chaos theory on legs
Nov 04, 2019
Digweed
Oct 31, 2019
Dude, where’s my lange?
Oct 29, 2019
Three distinct noises
Oct 28, 2019
Your garden
Oct 24, 2019
One Berti is already enough
Oct 22, 2019
VAR-sectomy
Oct 21, 2019
Ketchup everywhere
Oct 17, 2019
Ukrainian phonetics for David Pleat
Oct 14, 2019
Rabbit, some Pot Noodles and a lobster
Oct 10, 2019
The methodology meeting
Oct 08, 2019
The class of yada yada yada
Oct 07, 2019
A freezer full of mince
Oct 03, 2019
This elephant was not for dying
Oct 01, 2019
Chased by peacocks as a child
Sep 30, 2019
Would autumn happen all the same?
Sep 26, 2019
The Apple of football
Sep 24, 2019
Death by good taste
Sep 23, 2019
The mysterious fish
Sep 19, 2019
They’re not fish, they’re not meat
Sep 17, 2019
Lie back and think of Steve Bruce
Sep 16, 2019
Family members
Sep 12, 2019
The Haaland Globetrotters
Sep 09, 2019
The canine chumming Chilean
Sep 05, 2019
Super replacement
Sep 03, 2019
Getting their tummy tickled
Sep 02, 2019
Small personing
Aug 29, 2019
We don’t need to translate that
Aug 27, 2019
Putting a cloud in a headlock
Aug 26, 2019
British Teletext in Holland
Aug 22, 2019
He’s not a prospect, he’s a reality
Aug 20, 2019
A language that we cannot speak
Aug 19, 2019
Even their own mother can’t tell them apart
Aug 15, 2019
In a gold cupboard
Aug 13, 2019
Chaos theory
Aug 12, 2019
Football hurts
Aug 08, 2019
Goodbye to the old guard?
Aug 06, 2019
Aggressive and excessive squares
Aug 05, 2019
A transformative transfer
Aug 01, 2019
A colon *and* a question mark?
Jul 29, 2019
Return to sender
Jul 25, 2019
Behind closed doors
Jul 22, 2019
An Englishman abroad... and back again
Jul 18, 2019
A mixed record against the canine community
Jul 15, 2019
Zonal Marking: Bayern's treble winners
Jul 11, 2019
The Tangena ordeal
Jul 08, 2019
Zonal Marking: Spain’s tournament trilogy
Jul 04, 2019
Football Hackers
Jul 03, 2019
A PR kid called Jez
Jul 01, 2019
Zonal Marking: Mourinho's Porto
Jun 27, 2019
Not the low maintenance option
Jun 24, 2019
Zonal Marking: France at Euro 2000
Jun 20, 2019
The secret sauce
Jun 17, 2019
Zonal Marking: Juventus in the late 90s
Jun 13, 2019
Further adventures in Maradonaland
Jun 10, 2019
Zonal Marking: Ajax 94/95
Jun 06, 2019
Level 42
Jun 02, 2019
Lazy scapegoating
May 30, 2019
Pantheon
May 20, 2019
That's real dominion
May 13, 2019
Things are happening
May 09, 2019
So fresh, so clean
May 07, 2019
Potting boots
May 02, 2019
Cheese watching
Apr 29, 2019
End game
Apr 25, 2019
A bottom half powerhouse
Apr 22, 2019
Cagey for the first three minutes
Apr 18, 2019
Tired of sunny truisms
Apr 15, 2019
Guilty secrets
Apr 11, 2019
A scheduling dilemma for Elton John
Apr 08, 2019
A wine bar in Newport
Apr 04, 2019
Mockingly casual
Apr 01, 2019
The endless search for perfection
Mar 28, 2019
A bone to pick
Mar 25, 2019
More common than potato and pasta
Mar 21, 2019
Fading out of the photograph
Mar 18, 2019
An ideal farmhand
Mar 14, 2019
Yin and yang
Mar 11, 2019
Les Miserables
Mar 07, 2019
The ‘Try Your Hardest, Lads’ Cup
Mar 04, 2019
Karmatic payback
Feb 28, 2019
Brexit…Rodgers leaves for Leicester
Feb 27, 2019
Catering options
Feb 25, 2019
The last hurrah?
Feb 21, 2019
A canary in the coal mine
Feb 18, 2019
Left for dust
Feb 14, 2019
Awkward
Feb 11, 2019
Shape damage
Feb 07, 2019
Pigs’ ears and divinity
Feb 04, 2019
The art of the (transfer) deal
Feb 01, 2019
Sarcastic spit
Jan 31, 2019
Running diagonally
Jan 28, 2019
Transporter bridges and the Whyteleafe curse
Jan 24, 2019
Get a room

Jan 21, 2019
Fresh trousers
Jan 17, 2019
Quiet. Too quiet
Jan 14, 2019
Medium rare
Jan 10, 2019
Failing upwards
Jan 07, 2019
Interspecies romance
Jan 04, 2019
Old Norse
Dec 31, 2018
Rogue One
Dec 28, 2018
A Roy of the Rovers special!
Dec 24, 2018
A soothing balm
Dec 20, 2018
Heaven knowns Mou’s miserable now

Dec 18, 2018
Minstrels and Opal Fruits
Dec 17, 2018
Craig David and the drummer from Coldplay
Dec 13, 2018
This does not slip
Dec 10, 2018
Better from the waist down
Dec 06, 2018
Otherworldly
Dec 03, 2018
92 million babies and rising
Nov 29, 2018
La final del mundo
Nov 26, 2018
The wind of change
Nov 22, 2018
That looming bonce
Nov 19, 2018
Wise after the event
Nov 15, 2018
Pumped
Nov 12, 2018
Vindication
Nov 08, 2018
Definite imperfections
Nov 05, 2018
A long, dark teatime of the soul
Nov 01, 2018
Introducing: The Totally Football Show - American Edition
Oct 30, 2018
Tragedy at Leicester
Oct 29, 2018
The missing ingredient is love
Oct 25, 2018
The tactics of a poisonous snake
Oct 22, 2018
In and around
Oct 18, 2018
Jean Claude Dundee
Oct 15, 2018
Merry on astrolager
Oct 11, 2018
Very Friedrich the Great
Oct 08, 2018
Iron fists and glass bottles
Oct 04, 2018
A tactical dirty protest
Oct 01, 2018
A luxury Ricky Van Wolfswinkel 

Sep 27, 2018
Filial pride
Sep 24, 2018
Guess who's coming to dinner
Sep 20, 2018
Stressing the second syllable
Sep 17, 2018
Shouting at the clouds
Sep 13, 2018
Put the church in the centre of the village
Sep 10, 2018
Scarcity rather than abundance
Sep 06, 2018
Who? Why? Where? Watford?

Sep 03, 2018
A carefully constructed Machiavellian plan
Aug 30, 2018
The system is our enemy
Aug 27, 2018
No retreat, no surrender
Aug 23, 2018
Buzz cuts, bitter brews and Bashkortostan
Aug 20, 2018
Dismantling mythologies 

Aug 16, 2018
The circle of life
Aug 13, 2018
It's good to be back
Aug 08, 2018
The ballad of Carlos Kaiser
Jul 24, 2018
La fin
Jul 15, 2018
Tools, moustaches and thermal exhaust ports
Jul 12, 2018
Wrest from a particularly pleasant dream
Jul 12, 2018
Today's the day
Jul 10, 2018
Liquid history
Jul 07, 2018
A wall of hair
Jul 06, 2018
Proper naughty
Jul 03, 2018
Vertical doping
Jul 02, 2018
A godless wasteland
Jul 01, 2018
The GOAT cull
Jun 30, 2018
Chekhov’s yellow card
Jun 28, 2018
This is not a drill
Jun 27, 2018
All the world's a stage
Jun 26, 2018
Salty affairs and an element of chaos
Jun 25, 2018
A false dichotomy
Jun 24, 2018
Saved blushes and a massive rampart
Jun 23, 2018
The Power Cube and an intense individual psychodrama
Jun 22, 2018
Rise of the Dalić
Jun 21, 2018
An unconvincing bumfluff experiment
Jun 20, 2018
Progress, protests and a spot of Prussian history
Jun 19, 2018
A different proposition
Jun 18, 2018
What's Löw got to do with it?
Jun 17, 2018
Something's got to give
Jun 16, 2018
The rough with the smooth
Jun 15, 2018
Take That and Party (like a Russian!)
Jun 14, 2018
Totally World Cup - Groups G and H previewed
Jun 08, 2018
Totally World Cup - Groups D, E and F previewed
Jun 07, 2018
Totally World Cup - Groups A, B, and C previewed
Jun 07, 2018
More from Conifa 2018 - the best football tournament of the summer (so far)
Jun 05, 2018
Conifa 2018 - fixing football (just not like that)
May 30, 2018
Red weddings, cheese, and hiding out in New York
May 28, 2018
Powers surges, admirable cojones and worked shoots
May 24, 2018
A serene still lake and a Ukrainian travelogue
May 21, 2018
A life between the sticks - David Preece with Tony Coton
May 18, 2018
Welbeck or bust, Melchester Rovers, and paging Jody Morris
May 17, 2018
Bad lieutenants, Ugly Town and extra swazz
May 14, 2018
Ini Kamoze, piranhas and a bee without honey
May 10, 2018
Introducing: We Came to Win - The Rise and Fall of Diego Maradona
May 08, 2018
The soft middle and the flabby bottom
May 07, 2018
Fundamental shifts and problematic number twos
May 03, 2018
Good eggs, girth and brains
Apr 30, 2018
Dangerous margins and culinary napalm
Apr 26, 2018
Sleeping with one eye open and the Proudsville sausage
Apr 23, 2018
Wenger (over and) Out
Apr 20, 2018
Pressed plants, Danny Dyer and striped snakeheads
Apr 19, 2018
The secret of success, John Betjeman and Girls Aloud
Apr 16, 2018
Karma, perfection and a commemorative gold pen
Apr 12, 2018
BONUS: 'Roma Nel Mito'
Apr 12, 2018
Bubble baths, Bo Selecta and the brow
Apr 09, 2018
Gentleman Ray and A Picture of Dorian Gray
Apr 05, 2018
Pardew the discarded, Lamela the b*stard and Zlatan the great
Apr 02, 2018
Wrwgwai, foul thobes and nightclubbing in Stoke
Mar 29, 2018
The Spy with the Cold Nose, Zlatan’s Galaxy Quest, and memories of that 7-1
Mar 26, 2018
The Costa Rica rule, the Ronaldinho doctrine and inherent Weiss
Mar 22, 2018
Thirty-somethings, transferrable skills and Tedesco
Mar 19, 2018
Troglodytes, chutzpah and conscription
Mar 15, 2018
Toxicity, complicity and pitchside relief
Mar 12, 2018
Allegri plays his hand, PSG’s meek surrender, and Dulwich Hamlet stay strong
Mar 08, 2018
Rubbernecking, chocolate legs and Jay Bothroyd
Mar 05, 2018
VARce, Arsenal’s atrophication, and the battle of the bottom
Mar 01, 2018
Arsenal’s new nadir, McTominay dominates, and the ballad of Royston Drenthe
Feb 26, 2018
Shot-stoppers, fisticuffs and an apology to Depeche Mode (and Rod Fanni)
Feb 22, 2018
Rifts, replays and robbery
Feb 19, 2018
Hard hands, Pards goes deep and Old Trafford worms
Feb 15, 2018
The Mousa Dembélé appreciation society and Jesé’s hot breath on Charlie Adam’s neck
Feb 12, 2018
Conte on the rocks, cucumbers, and an ox on the brink of extinction
Feb 08, 2018
Karma, mystery tours and the Lepers v the Scoundrels
Feb 05, 2018
Swoops, swaps and resurgent Swans
Feb 01, 2018
FA cup levellers, Jurgen and Dave’s wild night out, and Middelfart memories
Jan 29, 2018
Carlos the magician, the Phil Neville farrago, and Pep v Warnock at last
Jan 25, 2018
Gratuitous backheels, Alexis’ arboreal artistry, and the remarkably unremarkable Ashley Barnes
Jan 22, 2018
Arsenal’s Diamond Eye, Sean Dyche’s protein fix, and requiem for Ronaldinho (and Phil Brown)
Jan 18, 2018
Introducing Golazzo: The Totally Italian Football Show
Jan 18, 2018
Klopp clips City’s wings, an apology to David Moyes, and the greatest Asian player of all time
Jan 15, 2018
The Bull of War, the caretaker manager bounce and the darts at Frimley Green
Jan 11, 2018
Arsenal fall in the Forest, Barcelona land Coutinho, and Team Conte v Team Mou
Jan 08, 2018
The best game of the year, FA Cup weekend and Mark Hughes hangs on
Jan 04, 2018
Calendar year records, the return of Tony Pulis and is VVD VFM?
Dec 28, 2017
Bristol City hit the big time, Clasico chat, Tom Ince v Saido Berahino, and the Doucouré imperative
Dec 21, 2017
The Moyes metamorphosis, an interesting man called Sven and dog walking in the Carpathian mountains
Dec 18, 2017
Recency bias, Revel-ations and the Rooney contradiction
Dec 14, 2017
City out of sight, West Ham win at last, and Arsenal off to Ostersunds
Dec 11, 2017
Zorro and joy in the Champions League, fear of the Big Sam and barge haulers on the Volga
Dec 07, 2017
United’s best De Gea day yet, the World Cup draw, and Benevento’s last-minute miracle
Dec 04, 2017
Rejuvenated Rooney, Sterling and Salah strike again, and presumptuous Pep talks
Nov 30, 2017
Everton’s non-holistic approach, the Hertfordshire Globetrotters and a derby for the ages
Nov 27, 2017
Liverpool’s unwanted threesome and Darren Fletcher’s pearly whites
Nov 23, 2017
Pulis P45-ed, narrative busters and Dulwich Hamlet’s Toilets Opposite Stand
Nov 20, 2017
Fragrant encounters, 90s icons and fax machines
Nov 16, 2017
End of the road for Northern Ireland, end of the nightmare for Blackpool, and why Silva is gold
Nov 13, 2017
An ode to Pirlo, racketeering, and a big beautiful German man
Nov 09, 2017
City sensational (again), Bilic sacked (at last) and Seagulls soar (of course)
Nov 06, 2017
Tottenham’s Champions League coming of age, chickens, and Comic Sans
Nov 02, 2017
England's golden summer and fifty shades of Demarai Gray
Oct 30, 2017
The return of Whispering Claude and friends forced to fight against each other
Oct 26, 2017
Koeman and Everton consciously uncouple - is Bilic next for the chop?
Oct 23, 2017
Liverpool in the goals, the FA in the dock and bad juju in West Brom
Oct 19, 2017
Stoke enter City’s seventh circle of swell
Oct 16, 2017
Irish hangovers, Chinese takeovers, and the king of crumbles
Oct 12, 2017
Genetics, Götterdämmerung and making America great again
Oct 09, 2017
The Dutch demise, Hackney Wick v Clapton FC, and is the end of heading nigh?
Oct 05, 2017
That Harry Kane team, that dreadful Palace record, and that incredible Peru kit
Oct 02, 2017
Bayern bin Ancelotti, Mamma Mia v Bohemian Rhapsody, and the Witches of the South
Sep 28, 2017
xG, OGs and Cliff Richard’s greatest hits
Sep 25, 2017
Liverpool lose again, Mark Sampson sent packing, and big trouble in little Paris
Sep 21, 2017
Introducing: The Totally Football League Show
Sep 19, 2017
Agüero’s goal-glut, Everton’s glass ceiling, and reassessing Arsenal's Köln-onic irritation
Sep 18, 2017
City off to a flyer in Feyenoord but Liverpool’s defensive problems become even more Sevilla
Sep 14, 2017
Jaw-dropping performances by Mane and Sane as Frank De Boer is shown the door
Sep 11, 2017
Sanchez in tears, Leicester in limbo, and Bilic and De Boer in the last chance saloon
Sep 07, 2017