Hysterical investigates a mysterious illness that spreads among a group of high school girls in upstate New York. What is... more

Every summer for the past seven decades, 50 high school seniors—one from every state—descend on Mobile, Alabama to take part... more

Matt and Bari are BACK for the most important time of year: Hot Guy March Madness! You thought we'd let... more

For the finale episode of Unhappy Hour, we're skipping Worst Things First and Deep Dives and going straight to the... more

Rat czars, beefing old ladies, and diving deep into the Rant Hotline one last time (until we decide to do... more

Mysterious sinkholes, turkey uprisings, and diving deep into science while stoned! That's right, we're asking all the scientific questions we've... more

Drug deals on wheels, lost dogs, and diving deep into our chasers! For DBWP, we're still focusing on hunger, so... more

Competitive corn hole, licking toads, and diving deep into the stories that can only happen in Florida! For Tropical Storm... more

A modern-day Robin Hood, a PSA from Pope Francis, and diving deep into the worst TikTok trends. Plus, Matt and... more

A garden snake, flesh-eating bacteria and diving deep into stoned thoughts that scare Matt. For DBWP, we're highlighting mental health... more

Fake college acceptance letters, Fat Bear Week, and deep diving back into the rant hotline. For DBWP, we're focusing on... more

RIP Rocky, Thelma and Lou-sealed, and diving deep into the pile of sh*t leaves that is the fall season. For... more

Slimy trails, anal beads, and diving deep into the "good" advice people give out that they need to keep IN.... more

Raccoon potatoes, the President King of the United States, and diving deep into the culture of Disney Adults. For DBWP,... more

Italian dogs, E. coli sandwiches, and diving deep into Matt's 10 year anniversary of living in the big apple! For... more

Bull escapes, drive by window shopping, and diving deep into puppy parenthood! For DBWP, Bari wants you to help us... more

Getting frisky on the ferris wheel, honoring Freya the walrus, and diving deep into exercise (again). For DBWP, Matt recommends... more

No crimes, just TikToks! Podcast host Sam Sanders (he/him) joins us for a deep dive into our least favorite TikTok... more

A golf cart DUI, a bat infestation, and diving deep into your rants. For DBWP, Matt is highlighting Vote Forward,... more

Finger-breaking robots, sailfish piercings, and diving deep into Matt's birthday anti-wishes! For DBWP, Bari is highlighting Knock For Democracy. Normally,... more

QuidDITCH, hot British redheads, and diving deep into the worst outdoor activities. For DBWP, we're talking about RESPND-MI, a group... more

Cats in airports, pythons in Florida, and diving deep into the scary thoughts that send Matt into an existential crisis.... more

Gay flamingoes, the Pope is anti-ironing, and diving deep into some wedding DRAMA. For DBWP, we're highlighting the Marsha P.... more

America is a dumpster fire, but I guess she's having a birthday this week. Which means we're bringing you a... more

Bear dogs, walking on hot coals, and diving deep into the worst parts of the gay experience. For DBWP, Bari... more

Matt relates to a captive chimpanzee, tragic elephant beefs, and diving deep into how self care is actually a form... more

No WTF, no Deep Dive, just bitching in the kitchen. Guest complainers Rick Martinez and Carla Lalli Music join us... more

A heroic hungry toddler, hot dog spillage, and diving deep into the worst parts of your 30s. Also, we play... more

It's Memorial Day Weekend, which means we're taking another break! In this episode, we're rerunning our two favorite adults: Michelle... more

We're having special guest complainers Rick Martinez and Carla Lalli Music of the podcast Borderline Salty on the show. So... more

Gators in Florida, New York rats, and diving deep into International Travel. For DBWP, Bari is highlighting Feed Buffalo, a... more

This week, we're going into the vaults and bringing you one of our favorite guest complainers interviews! In this episode,... more

Matt is in Italy so for the next two weeks, we're going into the vaults and bringing you some of... more

A stoned wedding, marrying your cat, and diving deep into our complaints with three-time guest complainer Heben Nigatu! She's got... more

Watching the new Spiderman movie 292 times, inhaling at the dentist, and diving deep into Matt's Major Icks. For DBWP,... more

HAPPY 420 BABYYYYY. Today we're covering a 130 lb catfish, stolen golf carts, and diving deep into Matt's stoner thoughts.... more

Feral hogs, a rabid fox, and diving deep into your rants and ours! For DBWP, Bari is talking about Jews... more

Hi! Matt does NOT have ringworm. Flamingos ARE living their full Les Mis lives. And we're diving deep into how... more

No Worst Things First, No Deep Dive, Just Hot Guys! It's the fifth annual Hot Guy March Madness, where we... more

A half giraffe-sized asteroid, a brand new butt, and diving deep in to the doctor's office. For DBWP, Bari wants... more

A feral teacher, palm sized spiders falling from the sky, and diving deep into Unhappy Hour's continued war on salad... more

420 Thai food, sexy dog names and diving deep into meetings! For DBWP, Bari is going international and national! Support... more

Hank The Tank, stoned spiders, and diving deep into the burden of adult responsibilities. Plus, we're introducing THE TIKTOK BELL!... more

A town wide smell, sexy ice shanties, and diving deep in your love lives! We have comedian Lane Moore on... more

Floridian peacock wars, owl decorating tips, and diving deep into first dates. For DBWP, Matt wants you to follow Anti-Racism... more

Monkeys on the loose, fake IDs, and diving deep into all the ways we procrastinate. For DBWP, Bari's highlighting a... more

Middle-aged lesbians vs their cats, an abducted deer, and diving deep into the frustrations of watching TV with your parents.... more

Glitter as a weapon, RIP Magawa, and diving deep into the worst Tiktok trends. For DBWP, Bari recommends listening to... more

Attack squirrels, runaway zebras, and diving deep into Matt's New Year's Resolutions. For DBWP, Matt is highlighting Project N95, which... more

It's the most wonderful time of the year: The Grumpy Awards! Matt and Bari look back at all the shenanigans... more

Burning down the house, and an Ikea holiday, and a whole lot of other stories. We're skipping deep dive this... more

Gunther is a hoax, you can't do that with a cat, and 2021's last rant hotline. After that, we have... more

A dog sells his house, elf on the shelf, and diving deep into debates you're sure to have at your... more

A traveling trash can, diapers in space, and diving deep into Thanksgiving traditions. After that, we have comedian Ahir Shah... more

A monster potato, bird of the year, and diving deep into how the Sun is the worst! After that, we... more

A wake of vultures, strawberry Pop-Tarts, and diving deep into baths. After that, Jason Concepcion (he/him) joins us on the... more

A rattlesnake commune, a traveling hot tub, and diving deep into the worst Halloween costumes. After that, we have comedian... more

It's time for another round of Rant Hotline! You called in to rant about important topics like: Ted Lasso, lazy... more

A Ph.D in Life Coaching, the largest catfish in the world and diving deep into why Matt's in a bad... more

Thieving boars, a Turkish search party, and diving deep into fall activities. After that, we have writer and podcaster Jon... more

Handcuff keys, dead penguins, and diving deep into plane travel. After that, we have comedian Ilana Michelle Rubin (she/her) on... more

Jason on the beach, a Russian doll of parasitic wasps, and diving deep into wedding season. After that, we have... more

Erotic Satanic literature, a caged cougar, and diving deep into the realm of skincare. After that, we have writer Ashley... more

Hot Italian meats, community capybaras, and diving deep back into Matt's stoner thoughts. After that, we have comedian Marie Faustin... more

A passive-aggressive Australian, rats take over the school, and diving deep into why showering is the WORST. After that, we... more

An escaped boa constrictor, an illegible robber, and diving deep into the trials of being Italian. After that, we have... more

Jaguar attacks, dumpster diving birds, and diving deep into the absurdity of the Olympics. After that, we have the Back... more

Anal eels, stolen ancient literature, and diving deep into Public Displays of Affection. After that, we have comedian Fizaa Dosani... more

Peppa the indoctrinator, feral pigs, and diving deep into going back to the movies. Speaking of movies, we have literal... more

Snake fuzz, giant goldfish, and diving deep into some things Matt and Bari hate that everyone else loves. It's a... more

Sun-baking Australians, exotic snakes, and diving deep into picnic culture. After that, we have drag queen and cabaret artist Jinkx... more

We're taking off this week for the holiday, but don't worry, you're not getting rid of us THAT easily. We... more

Bird diseases, squids in space, and diving deep into sweat! After that we have on Bekah Martinez and Jess Ambrose,... more

A whale tale, murder hornets, and diving deep into going to events. After that, we have returning guest complainer, comedian... more

A lost donkey, an alligator hotline and celebrating Father's Day by diving deep into Matt's weirdest childhood memories. After that,... more

Cheesy drug busts, dongs on drones, and diving deep into straight culture. After that, we have writer, comedian, and actor... more

Birdwatch 2021 continues, polar bears are switched at birth, and diving deep into the return of small talk! After that,... more

A lonely Macaw, Chicago rats, and diving deep into the Rant Hotline! After that, we have actor Punam Patel (@bigpunam)... more

Birds in the chimney, $3000 of Spongebob Popsicles, and diving deep into all those dang notifications on your phone. After... more

Prancer the Man-Hating Chihuaua, Bavarian creme and deep diving into Mother's Day gifts. After that, we have author Robbie Couch... more

Flying turtles, the ultimate wedding venue hack, and diving deep into how our bodies are USELESS! After that, we've got... more

A missing giant rabbit, ghost monkeys, and diving deep into Matt's stoner thoughts. It's 420 babyyyy and weed is legal... more

Cats stuck in trees, lizards raiding the 7/11, and diving deep into the horrible fact that we must do things.... more

ICYMI– we dropped our very first line of OFFICIAL UNHAPPY HOUR MERCH! We've got dad caps, socks, t-shirts, and sweatshirts... more

BEST THINGS FIRST, WE HAVE MERCH! Head to unhappyhourshop.com to get Official Unhappy Hour hats, shirts, sweatshirts, and socks! Okay,... more

Greasy pennies, snakes in a dryer, and diving deep into your rants! After that, we have New York Times bestselling... more

Ancient bowls, homecoming queen hacks, and diving deep into the worst animals. After that, we have comedian Danny Jolles on... more

Chainsaws, Costco Cheese, and diving deep into our annual HOT GUY MARCH MADNESS!!! Who will make you the best house... more

A seagull gets a snack, cornflakes come in a new flavor, and we dive deep into the menial tasks that... more

Toilet surprises, kidnapping your way out of work, and diving deep into emails. Because you know what? They're actually finding... more

A venomous snake on the loose, a Civil War chicken, and diving deep into a Rant Grab Bag! After that,... more

A lost Airpod, stampeding cows, and diving deep into YOUR VOICEMAILS for our first Rant Hotline of 2021! For DBWP,... more

A sexy French warehouse party, a Los Angeles icon, and diving deep it what Matt assumes it's like to be... more

Hunting Big Foot, hot pink comfort food, and diving deep into the worst Super Bowl Sunday finger foods. After that,... more

Coronavirus flavored ice cream, lassoing snakes, and diving deep into COVIDIOTS, aka those fools who are messing around during the... more

MMA squirrels, literal bandit raccoons, and diving deep into our ashy, flaky, dry winter skin. Sorry! But also not sorry.... more

A fugitive in a mangrove, a Kohl's COVID mix-up, and diving deep into road tripping. After that, we have drag... more

Python-sniffing dogs, fast food closures, and the best award show of all, The Grumpy Awards! After that, we have drag... more

Wallaroos, vulture attacks, and diving deep into those lil bitch elves. Then we've got writer and actor Mary Holland (Happiest... more

Pigeon auctions, shillelagh attacks, and diving deep into holiday songs NOT written by Mariah Carey (aka the worst ones). After... more

Tall alligators (#talligators?), horny angry mongeese, and diving deep into the biggest Thanksgiving meal letdowns. Then we've got Aida Osman... more

Pistol wielding dogs, pythons revving engines, and diving deep into Matt's dreams for Biden's America. After that, we have more... more

A rat infested sinkhole, another lost tortoise, and deep diving into the REAL reasons the 1918 Influenza Epidemic sucked. In... more

Golden nuggets, a stolen lemur, and deep diving into the worst Halloween candy. After that, we have repeat complainer, comedian... more

Cape Cod Monsters, airplane food on land, and diving deep into Opinions That Are More Brave Than Saying You’re A... more

Tasmanian Devils, Fat Bear Week, and deep diving into pumpkins! After that, we have actor Tuc Watkins on the pod.... more

Swearing parrots, a heroic rat, and deep diving into the worst types of pies.... because Matt made the worstest pie... more

MTA man caves and a baboon burglar! No deep dive this week. Instead, we have an extra long interview with... more

Dead birds, flying Porta Potties and deep diving into the summer we never had. Comedian Esther Povitsky joins us on... more

Mutant German hamsters, another goat joins the revolution, and we dive deep into why moving is THE WORST. After that,... more

We're taking the day off because it's a holiday weekend and Matt is MOVING. We'll be back next week with... more

ACAB goats, eagles take down a drone, and diving deep into the monstrosity that has become frozen treats. After that,... more

Chocolate rain, toe amputation, and diving deep into back pain. After that, we have actor Tommy Dorfman on the pod!... more

Resistance goats, wine windows and diving deep in to doing the dishes. After that we have guest complainers Em Schulz... more

Loose emus, tiktok "pranks" and diving deep into many, many kitchen utensils. After that we have self-proclaimed food person Sohla... more

Hitchhiking dogs, banned emus, and diving deep into a decade of Matt's top accomplishments. Because Matt's turning 30, B*TCH! After... more

A pee pee protest, UFOs are real?! and diving deep into stormy summer weather. After that, we have journalist, and... more

Pizza weapons, screaming peacocks, and diving deep into the dentist. After that, we have writers/journalists/podcast hosts Ann Friedman and Aminatou... more

Spiky death snakes, cat burglars, and deep diving into our very own RANT HOTLINE! That's right, it's time to go... more

Swimming at Bass Pro Shop, goat paternity tests, and deep diving into why fireworks are the worst. After that, we... more

RIP free samples, RIP Sir Charles Entertainment Cheese, and diving deep into depression (it's a much more fun episode than... more

Flavortown, a secret housemate, and diving deep into wearing masks. After that, we have Padma Lakshmi on the pod to... more

Milky poison toads, the return of the Mayan Calendar, and diving deep into the statues we should be erecting. After... more

Italian ghost villages, a flying pickle, and introducing a new segment we're currently calling: "Do Better White People." We've been... more

Today, we're taking time on the pod to talk about ways we can be actively anti-racist, and connecting you with... more

It's a holiday weekend, so we're kicking things off with worst things first and then heading straight into our chasers.... more

Fred The Goat strikes again, giant lizards in Georgia, and diving deep into mornings. After that, we have Monica Padman... more

Monkeys breaking into ATMS, children stealing cars, and deep diving into the evils and necessities of walking outside during a... more

Britney burned down her gym, baking is ruined by a scientist, and we deep dive into why grocery shopping is... more

Social shredding, fire ant arsenals, and deep diving into the horror of video conferencing. After that, we've got comedian Savannah... more

Shirtless court hearings, lamp love, and deep diving into laundry. Then comedian, writer, and actress Mitra Jouhari joins the pod... more

An X-rated Easter Egg surprise, Zac Efron in the hot seat, and deep diving into cooking in quarantine. Guest complainer... more

Flaming toilet paper, April FOOLS, and diving deep into not being able to catch our ZZZ's. Also, wtf does catching... more

A French Marathoner (aka show-off), a fatberg made of t-shirts, and deep diving into the hottest men of the year!... more

Accidentally stealing TVs, a canary mastiff goes "Homeward Bound," and deep diving into a bunch of our chasers, because when... more

A cow on the loose, an enterprising postal worker, and deep diving into being home alone, aka #QuarantineLife. After that,... more

An ice cream licker, a giant beehive, and deep diving into your gross personal hygiene. After that, we have actor... more

A fried chicken hold-up, a literal pill trail, and diving deep into exercises that make us sweaty and ANGRY! After... more

A panicked deer, a journaling criminal, and deep diving into plants. After that, writer and podcast host Ashley C. Ford... more

Pizza inspections, an old lady buys condoms, and deep diving in technology. After that we have comedian Moshe Kasher in... more

An Oscar Meyer Weiner incident, a bag full of drugs, and diving deep into YOUR love lives! Guest complainer and... more

Chubby owls, snakes in couches, and deep diving into the big blue wet thing we know and HATE as oceans!... more

Sexy bananas, devil cats, and diving deep into hangovers. Then we've got comedian and author Josh Gondelman on the pod!... more

Urine soaked escalators, stolen cats, and deep diving into Matt's rules of sidewalk etiquette. After that, we have comedian Karen... more

Dipping sauces, squirrel burglars and diving deep into the unholy time of the year that is football season. After that,... more

A Worst Things First fact check, Arby's gift cards, and 100 episodes of Unhappy Hour! After that, we have two... more

Mattress thieves, cowboy pigeons, and deep diving into the gifts that Florida bestowed on us all. After that, we have... more

Adult diaper bandits, Florida baby showers, and deep diving into the freezing tundra of winter. Then comedian Yassir Lester joins... more

Bambi attacks a Walmart, Ikea criminals, and deep diving into your questions about how to survive the Thanksgiving holiday. After... more

Castaway cows, wild turkeys, and deep diving into Matt's newest hobby: baking. After that, we have comedian Janelle James in... more

Insta-hit-men, pot related sinus infections, and diving deep into HAIR! After all that we've got stylist, author, ICON, Stacy London... more

Alien invasion in Kentucky, a New Jersey country club court fight, and deep diving into the darkness that is Daylight... more

Bloody basements, jail break ins, and diving deep into PUMPKINS. After all that, comedian Emmy Blotnick joins the pod for... more

Drunk scootering, goat home invasions and deep diving into the hot mess that is straight couples. After that, we have... more

Ukrainian orphan update, two trash cans of acorns, and deep diving into cleaning. After that, we have comedian/writer Chelsea Devantez... more

A wasabi mishap, biting a camel, and diving deep into the season of SPORTS FANS! After that, we have comedian... more

Elderly drug smugglers, the orphan, and deep diving into the autumnal season. After that, we have actor Laura Dreyfuss in... more

Fiery love, fugitive pigs and deep diving into tall girl problems. After that, we have comedian, actor and Internet sensation... more

A $120,000 mistake, backpack dragons, and deep diving into Matt's least favorite flavors. After that, we have comedian/performer Philip Markle... more

Exploding toolboxes, BBQ crepes and deep diving into the stress of the first day of school. Then, writer Ira Madison... more

Sex pigs, attack of the vultures and diving deep into even more of Matt's dating pet peeves. After all that,... more

Flying mattresses, scooter bandits and diving deep into the sweat torture that is group fitness. After than, we have comedian... more

Lost dentures, ketchup kidnappers, and deep diving into so-called health foods. Then we have comedian Jordan Carlos (co-host of the... more

Undercover assassins, powdered mushroom poisoning, and deep diving into those awkward situations you can't escape. After that, we have comedian... more

Stolen tarantulas, hot tub bacteria and deep diving into what makes us cry. After that, we have comedian and writer... more

Sonic bike-and-dash, a pizza-motivated attack, and diving deep into the truth about vacations. After that, we've got actor Jillian Bell... more

Super meth squirrels, passing pacifiers, and deep diving into Matt's biggest rant yet! We have Allison Raskin (Just Between Us/Please... more

Toilet pythons, calling 911 on yourself and a deep dive into the oncoming summer heat! For our season finale, we... more

Prom Parties, Goodwill grenades, and diving deep into Birthday Divas (Happy Birthday, Bari!) After all that, we’ve got Allison Williams... more

Panty raids, pool diarrhea, and a deep dive into YOUR problems! Then, we've got actor/comedian Michelle Buteau (Late Night Whenever)... more

"Obscene" bumper stickers, alligator smuggling, and a deep dive into why Matt will never go camping. Then, we've got comedian... more

We're doing another advice segment, but this time it's not just about love and relationships. If you have any issues,... more

Moose nuggets, Heck Boy, and diving deep into texting etiquette. Then, we've got guest Dylan Marron (Conversations with People Who... more

Flightless birds, butt worms, and diving deep into idiots. AKA Matt's luggage was lightly stolen by an idiot. After that,... more

Zombie pigs, weaponized iguanas, and diving deep into what life would be like for Matt Bellassai if he were in... more

A bunny burlesque display, bugs in the eyeball, and diving deep into Matt’s relationship dealbreakers. Then, we've got comedian Rhea... more

Farting bosses, spider cookies, and diving deep into wedding season. Then, we've got actor Travis Coles (Liza on Demand; David... more

Guzzling Axe Body Spray, Matt's adventures in Florida, and diving deep into how to make friends as an adult. After... more

Toilet Iguanas, naked mannequin garden parties, and diving deep into the bug-infested season of spring. We've also got comedian Sydnee... more

Goat mayors, breaking and breakfasting and the second annual Hot Guy March Madness! 32 Hunks, 4 challenges, 3 judges, and... more

Taco Bell Fire Sauce, immortal juice, and diving deep into the emotional toll of going out. After all that, we've... more

Fat rats, delicious sea meat, and diving deep into the horrors of working out. After all that, we've got the... more

Used condoms, 2,000 Smurfs and diving deep into the worst kinds of dog owners. This one gets personal. After all... more

Polar bears, super smash bro brawl, and diving deep into the beauty of breakfast. Then we've got the hilarious comedian... more

Romantic Depot, stoned kids and diving deep into the do's and (mostly) dont's of online dating. Then comedian, musician, author,... more

Rubber nuggets, no hedgehog kissing, and diving deep into working from home. After all that, comedian, writer, Internet extraordinaire Akilah... more

Back pain cures, lawless emus and diving deep into Matt's budgeting expertise. Why are we getting all of Matt's bank... more

Pringle wine, killing with kindness, and diving deep into the many layers of winter fashion. After all that, we've got... more

Stolen lottery cards, return of the fatberg, and diving deep into the things in Matt's life that do NOT spark... more

Twinning, breaking and snuggling, and diving deep into New Year's Resolutions. One of Matt's 2019 goals? Be more positive! So... more

E. coliflower, beaver massacres, and diving deep into the worst things about 2018. That's right, the most highly anticipated award... more

Anti-french fry propaganda, Abcde, and diving deep into the worst part of holiday cheer: THE MUSIC. You'll never hear "Frosty... more

Dumb dogs, criminal toots, and diving deep into decking the halls. Then we've got the Mamrie Hart in the studio... more

Bongo break ins, malicious mischief, and diving deep into winter. Then we've got comedian and actor Ashley Nicole Black (Full... more

Loose pigs, hologram brides and diving deep into pilgrims. Tis the season for buckle hats, OR IS IT?! Then we've... more

It's raining pants-less men (from the ceiling of a Waffle House), unidentified flying dildos strike again and a deep dive... more

Matt and Bari are back for our Unhappy Hour Season Three premiere! We're calling the paramedics for some pastries and... more

"On October 3rd, he asked me what day it is." We know, we know, we usually come out on Tuesdays,... more

Matt gets his knickers in a twist on all things British. To learn more about listener data and our privacy... more

You read that title right, this is our musical episode. It's the episode nobody asked for and yet everyone has... more

Fred's back, cat murders, and diving deep into all your worst dessert opinions. After that, we've got actor and writer... more

Homophobic cubs, viral brides, and diving deep into the Hell that is Matt's Bad Place. After that, D'Arcy Carden (The... more

Ice screams, ancient cheese, and diving deep into people who don't GET IT! But you know who does get it?... more

Liberated goats, squirrel stalkers, and diving deep into all the things we Millennials have MURDERED. Then we visit comedian, author,... more

Cow detectives, wack-n-bikin', and diving deep into the disgusting minds of Beyoncé haters. Matt finally debunks every "argument" against The... more

Serial farting, screwing bushes, and diving deep into every mistake we made between the years 2000 - 2009. After all... more

Naked yoga, donut bribes, and diving deep into dating. Resident relationship expert Matt Bellassai shares his least favorite things about... more

The sink rat, fashun Crocs, and diving deep into babysitting. Why babysitting? Because we're doing this whole episode about children.... more

Turtle smuggling, clipping nails, and diving deep into Pixar movies. Then Emmy nominated comedian W. Kamau Bell joins the pod... more

Matt and Bari get just a teeny-tiny-barely-noticeable-bit intoxicated live on stage at the Philadelphia Podcast Festival. There's worst things first,... more

Wawagators, blimps, and diving deep into your terrible July 4th barbecue. Then we get patriotic with writer and Teen Vogue... more

Apparently Matt doesn't like pizza, so we did a whole episode where he attempts to trash it. First, we go... more

HAPPY PRIDE!! The bubonic plague is back, two straights got stuck together mid-coitus, and we dive deep into Bad Dads.... more

Groundhog traffic, ticks, and diving deep into everything else that's terrible about Mother Nature. Matt even steps out of the... more

Once upon a time, there was a princess named Matt Bellassai. She saw Frozen on Broadway and decided to shade... more

Woodchuck jerky, burrito rats, and diving deep into the worst things about hot people. That's right, we're getting THIRSTY on... more

High raccoons, gay pills, and diving deep into the worst things about shopping for clothes. Then Kathy Tu and Tobin Low,... more

Stoned mice, wooing Taylor Swift, and diving deep into the Royal Family. Then Matt Rogers and Bowen Yang from your... more

Matt and Bari fly all the way to Los Angeles for a super deep dive into the worst things about... more

Bag-o-hands, lost wallabies, and diving deep into TWO mini topics: Katy Perry and Matt's pet peeves. Then special guest complainer... more

Doomsday kits, Ragu fires, and diving deep into Matt's Midwestern roots. Then Matt and Bari head to Trixie Mattel's hotel... more

Everyone's gay, RIP Toys R Us, and diving deep into the hellish channel that is HGTV. Our guest complainer this... more

Blues Clues, zombie cheerleaders, and diving deep into Hot Guy March Madness. That’s right, burn your college basketball brackets and... more

Laced cheesecake, anal worms, and diving deep into award show season. Plus, Hannah Hart joins the pod for a short... more

Evanna Lynch, a Harry Potter debate, and Matt gets high for the first time at Hogwarts. That’s right Unhappy listeners,... more

Lactose intolerance, pizza deliveries, strange car encounters and diving deep into the Olympics. Plus guest complainers John Early and Kate... more

Toilet hamsters, Mike Pence’s gay figure skater addiction, and the worst things about Valentine’s Day. Plus, guest complainer Fortune Feimster... more

Flamethrowers, talking killer whales, and diving deep into the worst airplane passengers. Plus, Nicole Byer (Loosely Exactly Nicole) joins the... more

Season two of Unhappy Hour drops this upcoming Tuesday, February 6th. That’s right, we’re coming out on TUESDAYS this season.... more

Matt hosts the inaugural Grumpies, the award ceremony that commemorates and commiserates the worst people/places/things of 2017. To learn more... more

Blake's Tweets, traveling bums, and diving deep into the worst audience members to grace Matt's presence. THAT'S RIGHT! Matt's back... more

We had our very first live show at The Greene Space in NYC! Fran Tirado, Tracy Clayton and Heben Nigatu... more

Krispy Kreme dust, fajita thievery, and diving deep into your Halloween party, aka Matt's Hell. Do NOT invite him to... more

Szechuan sauce riots, Kellysham Conway & diving deep into the #Squirreluminati. Then the hosts of Guys We F**ked join Matt... more

Vagina Necklaces, President Beyoncé Knowles, and the greatest love story ever told: When Harry Styles met Matt. Plus! Bobby and... more

Jon Snow’s wedding, WH emails, and diving deep into the upcoming Supreme Court case, CHARLIE CRAIG AND DAVID MULLINS V.... more

RuPaul’s DragCon, Gay Marriage in Australia, and diving deep into the disaster that is taking gender too seriously. Plus, actor... more

Mario Mario, spider propaganda, and diving deep into the worst types of roommates (basically, just Matt. Matt's an awful roommate).... more

Self-driving pizzas, despaciNO, and diving deep into old people. Plus, comedian, singer, illustrator, basically gay mogul Matteo Lane joins the... more

Funeral brawls, animatronic robot uprisings and diving deep into trendy ice cream flavors. To top it all off Heben Nigatu,... more

The Plague, Backstreet Boy farts, and diving deep into terrible ideas, (lookin’ at you, cheeto-themed restaurants). And comedian Aparna Nancherla... more

Despacito, skunks, and diving deep into straight people stuff with Fran Tirado (Hello Mr., Food 4 Thot). After that, Matt... more

Princess Di's ghost, WH hackers, and diving deep into Matt's favorite topic: food. Specifically, foods he hates. Specifically, mac n... more

Cheese or squash? Rabid or misunderstood squirrel? And diving deep into the murky world of straight white men. Plus, Nicole... more

Robot suicides, 30 contacts, and diving deep into the worst people on the Internet. Plus, Tracy Clayton, one half of... more

Bear attacks, gluten free communion wafers, and deep diving into Internet reviews. Plus, Matt visits Bryan Safi and Erin Gibson... more

In the debut episode of Unhappy Hour, Matt Bellassai talks the worst news of the week and dives deep into... more

Unhappy Hour is about everything we love to hate. Every week, professional whiner and award-winning drunk Matt Bellassai brings on... more