We try not to get distracted by sandwiches as we talk central packing, funeral catering and, yes, the return of... more

This week we combine Alan's potato-themed blockbuster, a big Shrek, Tony Robinson, and an actual Geordie, whilst discussing bad graveside... more

We're on high alert for Michael sightings this week as we talk ASMR, bad dads, the strumpet supervisor, and weaponised... more

Alan's back in the commentary box this week as we put on our Heavy Thinking Hats and talk nude sleeping,... more

We discuss abused Alan, Lynn's lethargy, medicinal McDonalds and political Partridge this week as Michael is teased and Katrina's displeased.... more

Nasal health and bidets dominate the chat this week as we speculate about 'And Did Those Feet,' play Drive-by or... more

Our extended rifle (not like that) through your feedback sees us try to date Carol (not like that), take on... more

Musk! Cheeseman! Terrible! McGuinness! Katrina! Photoshop! Butter! Stratagem! A collection of words designed to optimise our ranking in search results... more

Stratagem's now streaming, so we take a second look at Alan's live outing, the (minimal) good and the (plentiful) bad.... more

Fire! Fire! The garage is on fire! Alan's entire universe burns this week as we cover heroin, on-air boozing and... more