Polar Takeover: A cautionary tale about corporate greed and rampant capitalism, with plucky elves saving the day. Includes the new... more

Christmastime Story Hour: Sit back with your wassail generously spiked, and the Yule log burning, and listen to this timeless... more

North Pole Supply Chain Gang: At the North Pole, elves preparing for Christmas are struggling with a shortage of wrapping... more

"The Show Must Not Go On": North Pole TV's Christmastravaganza falls victim to pandemic restrictions. How will the elves bring... more

"Christmas Kickfunder" is a sordid little tale of elves learning to crowdfund, and roasting novelty-packaged artisan coffee. Includes the songs... more

"Supernatural Tales of Magic" relates the chilling and festive cautionary saga of Ebenezer Scrooge and The Magic White Pumpkin. Includes... more

"As Seen on North Pole TV" ponders the evil side of the smart appliances you might be thinking of gifting... more

Santa's Big Brother: Bah & The Humbugs expose the true extent of Yuletide surveillance! Follow the saga as North Polar... more

St. Nick Visits Philly: Chronicles the historic, traffic-halting, nightmare-inducing visit of a beloved religious figure to the City of Brotherly... more

Please Support the Crackernuts School of Christmas: The world-renowned Christmas training academy hosts a telethon to help pay for the... more