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No ketchup on these eggs. Can you see the curve of the spacetime continuum?The CIA made its way to SXSW to up its recruiting game, looking for some cool kids to help undermine the stability of communities we don’t like! Sign up today!A new film is coming all about the invention of Flaming Hot Cheetos, but the truth is not what it seems, and involves a whole lot more Jesus. Is it

Milf Manor crawled, so that Farming for Love could run. Calling all urban singles (and people looking to up their Insta followers).New York cops want shoppers mask-less, that’ll stop crime! Spotify has an AI to DJ your playlists for you, and be your closest friend.We’ve been blessed once again by the Bodhisattva, with moon-landing theories, and a particle collider human-sacrifi

Saturn is returning, bringing the podcast back into your life with it. It’s not a quarter-life crisis, it’s a “reassessment of truthful living from the cosmos” (buy my book). What kind of manifestor are you? Take a quirky quiz!Trust your gut, trust the vibe check, don’t trust people who hang out at water parks. Failed the vibe check? Call the cops.Bust out ‘The Borg’

World-Record old dogs podcast. Shoutout to the Portuguese dog that has outlived many a’ human. Good boy Bobi.NASA has plans to ruin the global economy with a kajillion dollar asteroid filled with iron and other crap. Kings of Toronto's KFC basketball court (*Short white guys may not actually be dominating this venue).Questionable methods of male "enhancement" and Matt’s discove

Make your kids' birthday the best ever by building shelves at Lowes! Conspiratorial thinking about an infrastructure-based future? For the adults, how about a gun range with booze? Let’s take the idea of a Dave & Busters to an all new totally safe level! Giddy up! The suit and tie clothed powers that be think the (digital) end is neigh, and as a bonus our brainwaves are appar

Canada recommends only 2 drinks per week, Matt's going to die, RIPs. Suspicious Simply Orange Juice with "nothing to hide", except the poison. Melon Juice with barely any melon. Trust no juices. Sloppy arsonists get a taste of their own kerosene. A London, Ontario woman who drunkenly drove her car into a house and blew up a neighbourhood has found the right people to blame. Well, w

Live updates of Matt's digestive issues. Magic trick, watch these glasses "disappear". Consulting artificial intelligence for promotional help, and to fight parking tickets. Rolls Royce record sales numbers, the "haves" are Gucci. We advocate heavily for stealing more groceries. Space hotels are coming, but will you be? ;) Replika chatbot friends are getting aggressively creepy. Ho

Every content creator has a reckoning. We're selling out to chug Moiuntain Dew on Youtube. It's the end of the world, almost. Nefarious body-part sellers. Bad Moms IRL. The Legemd of the Kebab King. What soup do you use to cause change in the world? --- *Music Produced by David Felton, @deefeltmusic on Instagram/Tiktok *Show Artwork created by @TheMightyQWorks on Twitter/Instagram

We're looking for some SEO help... Taste-testing Mountain Dew "Gold". Canadians save a moose from a frozen lake. Fighting with no legs. Celebrating a gun-anniversary. And writing the 'newest' testament with the help of our robot friends. This podcast's copyright belongs to Matt's dog. --- *Music Produced by David Felton, @deefeltmusic on Instagram/Tiktok *Show Artwork created by @T

Why come up with your own intros if an AI will do it? Send me some pics so I can generate my own fantasy. Robots anywhere... Robots everywhere! Goblin Mode podcasting into the new year. Who's really the villain? It's you! --- *Music Produced by David Felton, @deefeltmusic on Instagram/Tiktok *Show Artwork created by @TheMightyQWorks on Twitter/Instagram --- Twitter/Instagram/TikTok